All Sayings
Browse through our entire list of Church Sign Sayings and find the exact character or word count that fits your specific Church Sign.
| The Bible is our compass. | 25 | 5 | Bible |
| HOPE -- We all clamour for IT God gifted us Jesus seek Him & find IT. | 52 | 12 | Bible |
| Read the Bible, It was written just for you! | 44 | 9 | Bible |
| The Bible is the right tool for life. | 37 | 8 | Bible |
| Read your Bible It's user friendly plus we offer Tech Support on Sunday Morning | 66 | 14 | Bible |
| The Bible: More up-to-date than tomorrow’s newspaper | 52 | 7 | Bible |
| The Bible will tell you what's wrong before you've done it. | 59 | 11 | Bible |
| Brush up on your bible: It prevents Truth decay. | 48 | 9 | Bible |
| Don't know God? Read the Bible. | 32 | 6 | Bible |
| BIBLE : Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth | 47 | 7 | Bible |
| If you only sample the Bible you never acquire a taste for it. | 62 | 13 | Bible |
| Look to the word to fill your needs instead of the world. | 57 | 12 | Bible |
| Hungry? Soul food served here! | 26 | 5 | Bible |
| A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn't! | 51 | 9 | Bible |
| So you think it's hot now | 20 | 6 | Bible |
| That "Love thy Neighbour" thing. I meant that! ~ God | 41 | 9 | Bible |
| If you're to busy to read the Bible you're to busy. | 51 | 11 | Bible |
| Morally bankrupt? God offers instant credit. | 37 | 6 | Bible |
| Store the Bible in your heart not on a shelf | 45 | 10 | Bible |
| When your down to nothing Gods up to something. | 38 | 9 | Bible |
| The more you read the Bible the more you'll love it's author. | 61 | 12 | Bible |
| The Bible has the longest publishing run of any Book. | 53 | 10 | Bible |
| You can trust the Bible, God always keeps His word. | 51 | 10 | Bible |
| Come huddle with us before the big game | 32 | 8 | Bible |
| The Bible's treasures can only be found by those who dig for them. | 66 | 13 | Bible |
| If you're searching for nuggets of truth the Bible's a gold mine. | 65 | 12 | Bible |
| The more you read the Bible the more you'll love it's author. | 59 | 12 | Bible |
| The Bible is God's prescription for the health of your soul. | 60 | 11 | Bible |
| God wrote only one book, don't you think you should read it? | 60 | 12 | Bible |
| 1,189 Chapters! - The Bible. | 28 | 5 | Bible |
| Are you searching for the truth? Read the BIBLE! | 40 | 9 | Bible |
| Come to Church B-Bring Y-Your O-Own B-Bible | 40 | 8 | Bible |
| B-basic I-information B-before L-leaving E-earth | 48 | 5 | Bible |
| We have a new church growth plan? It is called The Bible | 46 | 12 | Bible |
| A Bible that is falling apart, usually reveals a life that isn't | 64 | 12 | Bible |
| Fight Truth Decay...Study The Bible Daily | 41 | 6 | Bible |
| YOU are the only Bible some people may ever read. | 49 | 10 | Bible |
| Dusty Bibles Lead To Dirty Lives | 32 | 6 | Bible |
| The Bible is most helpful when open. | 36 | 7 | Bible |
| Fight truth decay. Brush up in the Faithbook! | 45 | 8 | Bible |
| If you are lost come inside we have the map to get you home! | 61 | 14 | Bible |
| Unlike a text book, your Bible should never be stiff when you open it. | 70 | 14 | Bible |
| Read the Bible as if God were speaking to you, He is! | 53 | 12 | Bible |
| Spend less time on Facebook, and more time with His Book | 56 | 11 | Bible |
| Need To Read A Good Book? Come On In. We Use The Worlds Best Seller!! | 69 | 15 | Bible |
| B- Beautiful I- Informative B- Book L- Living E- Eternal | 60 | 10 | Bible |
| Church Sign Saying | Character Count | Word Count | Category |
| Jesus - The gift you will NOT return. | 28 | 7 | Christmas |
| Visitors Welcome. Members Expected. | 36 | 4 | Christmas |
| Jesus--God's Gift to all. | 18 | 5 | Christmas |
| A goose never voted for an early Christmas | 42 | 8 | Christmas |
| A man wrapped up in himself makes for a small package | 39 | 11 | Christmas |
| Who followed Jesus at His birth? Wise men. | 42 | 8 | Christmas |
| The greatest gift of all was delivered in a manger, NOT a sleigh! | 52 | 13 | Christmas |
| Mary wrapped the first Christmas present for you... isn't it time you accepted it? | 82 | 13 | Christmas |
| Come on over to my house this Christmas and bring the kids! Love, God | 69 | 14 | Christmas |
| You can't even say Christmas without Christ. | 44 | 7 | Christmas |
| Christmas Preparation Headquarters! | 35 | 3 | Christmas |
| He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree | 69 | 15 | Christmas |
| The best gift- receiving Jesus | 15 | 5 | Christmas |
| A hug: The ideal gift. One size fits all! | 42 | 9 | Christmas |
| Merry Mas! It's just not the same without CHRIST huh? | 53 | 10 | Christmas |
| Jesus is making a list....he's checking it twice. Is your name written in the Lamb's Book of Life? | 98 | 18 | Christmas |
| A closed mouth gathers no foot | 30 | 6 | Christmas |
| God gave you a present for Christmas. And its not a sack of coal. | 50 | 14 | Christmas |
| Your best yuletide gift is a smile | 34 | 7 | Christmas |
| Now open between Easter and Christmas! | 38 | 6 | Christmas |
| Congratulations On The Birth of the Son, Mary and Joseph! | 57 | 10 | Christmas |
| A bad attitude spoils the gift | 30 | 6 | Christmas |
| Without Christ Christmas is Just A Hollow Day | 38 | 8 | Christmas |
| Live Within Your Harvest | 24 | 4 | Christmas |
| God sent us the gift of His Son wrapped in swaddling clothes. | 61 | 12 | Christmas |
| Come in and pray today... Beat the Christmas rush! | 50 | 9 | Christmas |
| Don't leave Christ out of your Christmas | 34 | 7 | Christmas |
| God's season is open 24-7 | 25 | 5 | Christmas |
| The greatest gift that can ever be given is the gift of salvation | 53 | 13 | Christmas |
| wrap yourself up and give it to God. | 29 | 8 | Christmas |
| Merry mas; Merry X-mas: How would you feel if everyone forgot your birthday? Merry Christmas!! | 77 | 13 | Christmas |
| Mary wrapped the first Christmas present | 40 | 6 | Christmas |
| Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind | 99 | 19 | Christmas |
| Christ traded the comfort of the Manger for the cruelty of the Cross | 68 | 13 | Christmas |
| Feel the Christmas Spirit all year long: Become a Christian! | 60 | 10 | Christmas |
| Wise Men Still Seek Him | 23 | 5 | Christmas |
| The devil's trick is no treat | 29 | 6 | Christmas |
| The most important part of Christmas.......is the first 6 letters! | 66 | 10 | Christmas |
| How Would You Feel if We Celebrated Your Birthday Without You? | 62 | 11 | Christmas |
| Stop in for your free Christmas gift! Jesus! | 37 | 8 | Christmas |
| If you want your Christmas presents to be perfect, seek the presence of God. | 75 | 14 | Christmas |
| Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. | 61 | 11 | Columbus Day |
| He gave the world another world. | 32 | 6 | Columbus Day |
| If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. | 77 | 14 | Columbus Day |
| Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered character. Blessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul. | 119 | 23 | Columbus Day |
| He completed the universe, he achieved the physical unity of the globe. | 73 | 12 | Columbus Day |
| Whose indomitable spirit changed the face of the earth for us. | 62 | 11 | Columbus Day |
| Columbus found a world, and had no chart, Save one that faith deciphered in the skies. | 86 | 16 | Columbus Day |
| Mistakes are the portals of discovery. | 38 | 6 | Columbus Day |
| A ship in harbor is safe - but that is not what ships are for. | 62 | 15 | Columbus Day |
| A fire is HOT. The Sun is HOTTER. Hell will be the HOTTEST | 60 | 13 | Death |
| When your time has come you will know of every missed opportunity. Do you really want to gamble heaven and hell? | 112 | 21 | Death |
| You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die! | 55 | 11 | Death |
| What will he say to you - Enter my kingdom" or "Depart from me"?" | 69 | 14 | Death |
| Jesus is the key to Eternal life | 32 | 7 | Death |
| Go to church, don't wait for the hearse to take you | 51 | 11 | Death |
| Death: the end of excuses, the beginning of eternity | 52 | 9 | Death |
| Don't Wait For 6 Strong Men to Carry you to Church | 50 | 11 | Death |
| You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when you are, you’ll be glad you did | 91 | 19 | Death |
| Better to face the truth now, than after death | 46 | 9 | Death |
| Exposure to the Son, will prevent you from burning later | 56 | 10 | Death |
| Don't Wait For 6 Strong Men to Carry you to Church | 50 | 11 | Death |
| There will be no Atheists in Hell | 33 | 7 | Death |
| Death: the end of excuses, the beginning of eternity | 52 | 9 | Death |
| It's not too late. Jesus is waiting. | 36 | 7 | Death |
| No two Christians will ever meet for the last time. | 39 | 10 | Death |
| Better to face the truth now, than after death | 46 | 9 | Death |
| Exposure to the Son, will prevent you from burning later | 56 | 10 | Death |
| The atheist greatest hope is there is no life after death. | 48 | 11 | Death |
| Five minutes after you die you'll know how you should have lived. | 65 | 12 | Death |
| There are only two masters - Who do you serve? | 46 | 10 | Death |
| You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when you are, you’ll be glad you did | 91 | 19 | Death |
| There will be no Atheists in Hell | 33 | 7 | Death |
| We also deal with fire and rescue! | 34 | 7 | Death |
| Five minutes after you die you'll know how you should have lived. | 65 | 12 | Death |
| I've never seen a hearse with a luggage rack. | 37 | 9 | Death |
| You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die! | 55 | 11 | Death |
| It's not too late. Jesus is waiting. | 36 | 7 | Death |
| LENT: Preparation for the SONRISE | 29 | 5 | Easter |
| In His death we walk in new life. | 33 | 8 | Easter |
| The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead. | 43 | 8 | Easter |
| Beat the Easter Rush Come to Church this Sunday | 47 | 9 | Easter |
| Now open between Easter and Christmas! | 38 | 6 | Easter |
| No bunny loves you like Jesus! | 30 | 6 | Easter |
| LENT: Spring Training for Christians EASTER: OPENING DAY | 57 | 8 | Easter |
| Jesus paid the price. You get to keep the change | 48 | 10 | Easter |
| God loves his PEEPS! | 17 | 4 | Easter |
| Without Good Friday, Easter would be impossible. | 48 | 7 | Easter |
| The tomb is empty | 14 | 4 | Easter |
| The key to heaven was hung on a nail. | 37 | 9 | Easter |
| Spring is in the air - God is everywhere! | 41 | 9 | Easter |
| You can't keep a good man down! Happy Easter | 35 | 9 | Easter |
| The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. | 80 | 14 | Easter |
| Sonrise, a gift from God. | 25 | 5 | Easter |
| 3 Nails 1 Cross 4 Given | 25 | 6 | Easter |
| From death he did rise and will come again. | 43 | 9 | Easter |
| Christians celebrate Easter every Sunday! | 41 | 5 | Easter |
| Every Bunny is loved by Jesus | 29 | 6 | Easter |
| Hot Cross Bun Love, the Risen Son | 33 | 7 | Easter |
| Jesus is Alive! That is the real reason for Hope and Change! | 51 | 12 | Easter |
| Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. | 83 | 13 | Easter |
| Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church. | 61 | 12 | Easter |
| He Lives ! Jesus Lives today. | 29 | 6 | Easter |
| Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. | 67 | 11 | Easter |
| Easter Aftermath - You can't keep a good man down! | 50 | 10 | Easter |
| He came back from the dead! Meet Him this Sunday at 9:30! | 56 | 12 | Easter |
| The empty tomb proves Christianity. The empty church denies it | 63 | 10 | Easter |
| Easter is more than something to dye for | 40 | 8 | Easter |
| He is Risen! Not politically, but historically correct! | 47 | 8 | Easter |
| Our sins put Him on the Cross, but Love kept Him there! | 55 | 12 | Easter |
| Come in today and beat the Easter crowd | 39 | 8 | Easter |
| How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter. | 57 | 10 | Easter |
| Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. | 54 | 10 | Easter |
| To join God's plan, take Jesus by the hand. | 43 | 9 | Faith |
| FAITH BOOK: God has sent you a friend request! | 46 | 9 | Faith |
| Righteousness is where faith meets the road. | 44 | 7 | Faith |
| Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers. | 42 | 8 | Faith |
| Christians are a lot like camels. They both remove their burdens, down on their knees | 85 | 15 | Faith |
| We have experienced and now we share God's Grace. You are welcome here | 71 | 13 | Faith |
| Extreme Make over: Need a faith lift? | 37 | 7 | Faith |
| Unbelief destroys; faith builds. | 32 | 4 | Faith |
| If we remember to rely on God's power, satan loses his. | 44 | 11 | Faith |
| The Proof is in the Putting. Putting Your Trust in God. | 45 | 11 | Faith |
| Building Hope In Jesus' Name. | 29 | 5 | Faith |
| The will of God will not take you to where the grace of God will not protect you. | 81 | 18 | Faith |
| Jesus, you bring out the blest in me. | 37 | 8 | Faith |
| Righteousness is where faith comes against adversity. | 53 | 7 | Faith |
| Faith and Belief, words to live by. | 35 | 7 | Faith |
| When you're at the edge of reason, take a leap of faith! | 56 | 12 | Faith |
| Peace is not the absence of trouble, it is the prescence of God. | 64 | 13 | Faith |
| Christians, keep the faith... But not from others! | 50 | 8 | Faith |
| Faith is taking God at His Word. | 32 | 7 | Faith |
| Lost? Try GPS God's Plan for Salvation | 32 | 7 | Faith |
| Keep the faith, but share with others! | 38 | 7 | Faith |
| Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death. | 53 | 10 | Faith |
| No one stands as tall as a Christian on his knees | 49 | 11 | Faith |
| Fear knocks at the door, faith answers - no one is there! | 57 | 12 | Faith |
| Worry depletes your strength. Pray in faith. | 45 | 7 | Faith |
| Seek, Pray, Love | 12 | 3 | Faith |
| Sin is all the same in gods eyes. Find forgivness and deliverance here. | 71 | 13 | Faith |
| God is more willing to forgive than we are to ask! | 40 | 11 | Faith |
| Lost? Free Direction inside. | 28 | 4 | Faith |
| Faith makes things possible, not easy. | 38 | 6 | Faith |
| Always trust Master | 16 | 3 | Faith |
| There is no trust where faith has not been tested | 49 | 10 | Faith |
| Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water! | 38 | 7 | Faith |
| Take the test or miss the best | 24 | 7 | Faith |
| Faith is Not Blind, Faith is Sight Set On God. | 46 | 10 | Faith |
| What on earth are you doing for Heavens sake | 44 | 9 | Faith |
| I asked Jesus how much he loved me, He stretched out His arms, and said This Much" Then He Died!" | 100 | 20 | Faith |
| Lessons are in life answers are in church | 41 | 8 | Faith |
| Where reason cannot wade there faith may swim. | 46 | 8 | Faith |
| Faith is like being blind-folded, taking God's hand, and trusting Him to lead you. | 82 | 14 | Faith |
| No problem is too great, to place in God’s hands. | 49 | 10 | Faith |
| Do All You Can and Trust God To Do What You Cannot | 50 | 12 | Faith |
| Faithfulness is allowing God to make your life easier | 53 | 9 | Faith |
| Living without Gods spirit is like trying to dribble a football. | 64 | 11 | Fall |
| God's season is open 24-7 | 25 | 5 | Fall |
| Stop searching, Drop all doubt, & Roll with the Lord | 52 | 10 | Fall |
| Autumn leaves - Jesus doesn't. | 31 | 5 | Fall |
| Live Within Your Harvest | 24 | 4 | Fall |
| Is it time to fall back to church? | 34 | 8 | Fall |
| Live within your harvest, reap what you sow. | 45 | 8 | Fall |
| The devil's trick is no treat. | 31 | 6 | Fall |
| Spend time with The Father this father's day! | 45 | 8 | Father's Day |
| It is much easier to become a father than to be one. | 52 | 12 | Father's Day |
| Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad. | 65 | 15 | Father's Day |
| A man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and the two become one flesh. | 91 | 19 | Father's Day |
| A wise son maketh a glad father. | 32 | 7 | Father's Day |
| A wise child hears his Father's instruction. | 44 | 7 | Father's Day |
| Good fathers make good sons | 27 | 5 | Father's Day |
| Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him Father! | 71 | 13 | Father's Day |
| How do children spell LOVE? T - I - M - E | 43 | 12 | Father's Day |
| It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. | 73 | 15 | Father's Day |
| The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad! | 59 | 13 | Father's Day |
| On fathers day we honour our earthly fathers. We worship our Heavenly Father every day! | 72 | 15 | Father's Day |
| A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. | 82 | 17 | Father's Day |
| I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. | 60 | 14 | Father's Day |
| We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual. | 60 | 12 | Father's Day |
| The greatest thing a father can do to his children, is to love their mother. | 78 | 15 | Father's Day |
| He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. | 68 | 16 | Father's Day |
| Need a father figure to look up to. Try ours! | 45 | 10 | Father's Day |
| Remember your Heavenly Father on Father's Day! | 46 | 7 | Father's Day |
| The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. | 52 | 11 | Father's Day |
| My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. | 75 | 17 | Father's Day |
| One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters. | 48 | 8 | Father's Day |
| Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. | 55 | 11 | Father's Day |
| A father is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you get. | 66 | 15 | Father's Day |
| Thank God for dirty dishes - at least we have food to eat. | 58 | 13 | Funny / Humourous |
| C.O.P.S - Constantly Obediently Preaching Salvation What'cha gonna do when He comes for you? | 76 | 13 | Funny / Humourous |
| Life: the ball’s in your court After death: it’s God’s turn | 59 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| Autumn leaves - Jesus doesn't. | 30 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Real Tongues of Fire does not mean gossip. Acts 2:1-4 | 53 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Our Church is Prayer Conditioned | 32 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Firefighters can rescue you, but only Jesus saves. | 50 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Patience is a virtue heavy in wait | 34 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Cant sleep? Come hear a sermon. | 31 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Souler energy used here | 23 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| If man came from apes... Why are there still apes? | 50 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Now open between Easter and Christmas! | 38 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Our Church is Like Fudge - Sweet with a Few Nuts | 48 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| What's missing in CH_ _CH? | 26 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins | 38 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Heaven Deal or No Deal! | 23 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Extra,Extra, Read all about it! There's one God and there's no doubt about it! | 78 | 14 | Funny / Humourous |
| Exposure to the Son prevents burning | 36 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Under The Same Management For Over 2000 Years | 45 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Forgiven | 33 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Want to be friends with Jesus and the angels and saints? Try Faith" book!" | 76 | 14 | Funny / Humourous |
| Son block has never worked for me. | 34 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Stop, Drop and Roll does not work in hell. | 42 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| Always remember that Hell is un-cool. | 37 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| YOU HAVE ONE NEW FRIEND REQUEST! JESUS ACCEPT/DENY | 50 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus: the most exciting person in the universe | 47 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Repent now! Avoid the rush on judgment day! | 43 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| The best vitamin for a Christian is B1. | 39 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Wal-Mart Is Not the Only Saving Place. Come On In. | 50 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Under The Same Management For 2000 Years | 40 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Lost? Use GPS - God's Plan of Salvation | 39 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. | 50 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Wal-Mart might save you money but, Church saves your soul. | 58 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus: Gateway to the supernatural | 34 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Free Trip To Heaven...Details Inside | 36 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Sign broken - come inside for messages | 38 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus is my B.F.F. who's yours. | 31 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| The Bible has the longest publishing run of any Book. | 53 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk! | 41 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Rapture can happen any moment Come in and get a jump start! | 60 | 12 | Funny / Humourous |
| The pastors on vacation, come join us on Sunday. | 48 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| For heavens sake! what on earth are you doing? | 46 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| What if God doesn’t believe in atheists? | 38 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus Christ! The answer is on everyone’s lips | 46 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| When God saw you – It was love at first sight | 45 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| Apply Here. Advancement Guaranteed. | 33 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| The mighty oak was a little nut that stood it's ground. | 55 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| Invest here. 100% return guaranteed. | 36 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| May all your troubles be as short as your New Year's resolutions | 64 | 12 | Funny / Humourous |
| We Are Not Dairy Queen...But We Have Great Sundays | 50 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| We have a great prophet-sharing plan. Details inside | 52 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| We manage life savings. | 23 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| The church is a gift from God. Some assembly required | 54 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| The man who tries to walk two roads at the same time will split his pants | 73 | 16 | Funny / Humourous |
| What if God doesn’t believe in atheists? | 38 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus did the only extreme world makeover, the flood | 52 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| The Ten Commandments Are Not Multiple Choice. | 45 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Try Jesus. If You Don't Like Him the Devil Will Take You Back. | 62 | 13 | Funny / Humourous |
| A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. | 90 | 17 | Funny / Humourous |
| Google can't satisfy every search | 33 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Wal*Mart isn't the only saving place. | 37 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Forbidden fruit creates many jams. | 34 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Free redemptions inside. | 25 | 3 | Funny / Humourous |
| Try our sunday's there better than Dairy Queen's! | 49 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Get off Facebook and get into my Book. | 38 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Free life insurance! Details inside. Benefits are out of this world. | 69 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| Fight Truth Decay...Study The Bible Daily | 41 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Those who are praying for snow, please stop | 43 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| The government will never have an Eternal Life Policy. | 54 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| If the devil is knocking at your front door, let Jesus answer it | 64 | 13 | Funny / Humourous |
| The Devil may be stoking the fire, But God has his hand on the thermostat. | 74 | 15 | Funny / Humourous |
| T.G.I.F.- Thank God I'm Free. | 18 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. | 85 | 15 | Funny / Humourous |
| Get rich quick. Count your blessings! | 38 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| May all your days have Son Shine"" | 36 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| I pray only on days that end in 'y'! | 36 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| Come in and try our Supper. It is free and can free you. | 56 | 13 | Funny/Humourous |
| Coming soon: Manufacturers recall. Are you ready??? | 51 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| 2 things you can count on: Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both? | 69 | 14 | Funny / Humourous |
| Be friends with Jesus, use Faith book, the Bible | 48 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| Church parking only. Violaters will be baptized | 48 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| FREE bread and juice inside!!! | 30 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| Hell! I thought I’d gotten away with it! | 40 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Got Jesus? | 10 | 2 | Funny / Humourous |
| Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help | 46 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| Grace Factory Outlet | 20 | 3 | Funny/Humourous |
| Down in the mouth? It’s time for a faith lift | 45 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus died for Myspace in heaven | 32 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| God: The perfect lover | 22 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| Heaven. Free map inside. | 28 | 4 | Funny/Humourous |
| A closed mouth gathers no foot. | 31 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Be ye fishers of men....You catch them, He'll clean them! | 57 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Friends don't let friends die without Jesus | 43 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| See Me now or pay Me later. | 27 | 7 | Funny/Humourous |
| Try our tax-free rewards program. | 33 | 5 | Funny/Humourous |
| To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven. | 129 | 22 | Funny / Humourous |
| Screaming Oh God!" "Oh God!" in bed on Sunday morning doesn't count as going to church" | 91 | 16 | Funny / Humourous |
| God grades on the cross, not on the curve | 41 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| God is CEO of the Universe | 26 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Easter is more than something to dye for | 40 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| You have to wonder about humans. They think God is dead and Elvis is alive! | 75 | 15 | Funny / Humourous |
| God is like Coca-Cola, he’s the real thing. | 43 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus satisfies | 15 | 2 | Funny / Humourous |
| If God Is Your Co-Pilot, you better switch seats! | 49 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| Hell!...I’d forgotten about that! | 33 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| Church. Cheaper than NFL tickets. | 33 | 5 | Funny / Humourous |
| If you dont know Jesus you are the biggest loser | 48 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Get off facebook and take out faith book | 40 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| God doesn't have a Plan 'B' | 27 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when you are, you’ll be glad you did | 91 | 19 | Funny / Humourous |
| Party in Hell cancelled due to fire | 35 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Jesus was the first Undercover Boss | 35 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart | 80 | 16 | Funny / Humourous |
| Hell! I thought it didn’t matter what you believed as long as you were sincere! | 79 | 15 | Funny / Humourous |
| Pessimists need a kick in the can'ts. | 37 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Are you lost? Pick up your GPS . Gods Problem Solver! | 48 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| Moses was once a basket case. | 29 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| God Sent The Very First Text Message: The Bible! | 50 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| This is a sign! | 11 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| Extreme Savings offered Here, No Coupons required! | 43 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two... | 64 | 12 | Funny / Humourous |
| Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart. | 49 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| God Sent the first text message...The Bible | 43 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Tax-free benefits inside. | 25 | 3 | Funny/Humourous |
| Understanding God would be easier if we had infinite IQ | 55 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Forgive your enemies, it will mess with their mind. | 52 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| Google doesn't have all the answers. | 36 | 6 | Funny / Humourous |
| Without the Bread of Life, you are toast! | 41 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| God wants full custody not just a weekend visit. | 48 | 9 | Funny / Humourous |
| If you want to be Hater"... Hate Evil" | 41 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Got jesus? I do. | 17 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. | 67 | 14 | Funny / Humourous |
| Is Your Life Running On Empty? Free Fillups Here Every Sunday! | 62 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| If you think it's hot now, just wait. | 37 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts | 47 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| Everyone has a knee-mail account, but not everyone uses it. | 59 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| Act your praise, not your shoe size. | 28 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| God is like Allstate, you’re in good hands. | 43 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| If you haven't heard from GOD" lately, Try sending some knee mail!" | 70 | 12 | Funny / Humourous |
| A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well. | 58 | 11 | Funny / Humourous |
| 7 days without prayer makes 1 weak | 34 | 7 | Funny / Humourous |
| ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking? | 34 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| Getting dunked in OUR pool has great significance | 50 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| God Chats 24-7 | 12 | 4 | Funny / Humourous |
| God, make me the person my dog thinks I am. | 32 | 10 | Funny / Humourous |
| Energy crisis? Seek GOD and get a puppy. | 32 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| Don't have a prayer? Free refills inside. | 40 | 7 | Funny/Humourous |
| There is a father has a son and Jesus is his namo...J E S U S J E S U S J E S U S and JESUS is his namo. | 72 | 20 | Funny / Humourous |
| If you don't like this heat, practice Heaven-conditioning. | 58 | 8 | Funny / Humourous |
| God Answers Knee-Mail | 21 | 3 | Funny / Humourous |
| Life: the ball’s in your court After death: it’s God’s turn | 59 | 11 | God |
| God wants full custody not just weekend visits | 39 | 8 | God |
| Society’s rejects have a special place in God’s heart | 53 | 9 | God |
| You can spurn God’s love for only so long | 41 | 9 | God |
| The ultimate success story begins with finding God | 50 | 8 | God |
| Faith sees God. Intellect does not | 34 | 6 | God |
| God cares | 9 | 2 | God |
| Listen to my cry for help, my King and my God, for to you I pray. | 65 | 16 | God |
| No one has been misunderstood like God | 38 | 7 | God |
| A mind fixed on God has no room for evil thoughts. | 50 | 11 | God |
| Find God. You were born to appreciate perfection | 48 | 8 | God |
| You’re never too old for God | 28 | 6 | God |
| Famous last words: I’ll get right with God later | 48 | 9 | God |
| Understanding God would be easier if we had infinite IQ | 55 | 10 | God |
| Storms happening daily seek shelter in him | 42 | 7 | God |
| Sex – a gift from God | 21 | 6 | God |
| You can fool yourself. You can never fool God | 45 | 9 | God |
| You can no more outgrow your need for God than you can outgrow your need for oxygen | 83 | 17 | God |
| Need a Lifeline? Talk to God! | 29 | 6 | God |
| People are at the heart of God's heart | 38 | 8 | God |
| The God who knows you best knows best for you. | 37 | 10 | God |
| Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins | 38 | 7 | God |
| Make God smile again. Accept his forgiveness | 44 | 7 | God |
| They are Commandments, not suggestions | 38 | 5 | God |
| Love – a gift from God | 22 | 6 | God |
| There’s a limit to God’s patience | 33 | 6 | God |
| Don't make God a priority in your life. Make him your LIFE! | 59 | 12 | God |
| The atheist prays there is no God | 33 | 7 | God |
| Life’s most exciting adventure: intimacy with God | 49 | 7 | God |
| People disappoint. God doesn’t. | 31 | 4 | God |
| Sunsets – a gift from God | 25 | 6 | God |
| You’ve achieved nothing until you find God | 42 | 7 | God |
| You’re not God’s judge. One day you’ll discover it’s the other way around | 73 | 13 | God |
| One God,Your Church,Your Soul | 29 | 4 | God |
| I didn't find God. God found me. | 33 | 7 | God |
| God is a Verb - Not a Noun | 23 | 7 | God |
| There’s hope. There’s God. | 26 | 4 | God |
| Don’t confuse God’s patience with his final response | 52 | 8 | God |
| If God didn't make you - who did? | 33 | 8 | God |
| Jesus: the human face of God | 28 | 6 | God |
| Good neighbors are angles sent from God | 39 | 7 | God |
| Don't tell God how big your problems are. Tell your problems how big your GOD is! | 81 | 16 | God |
| No Matter The Storm, When You Are With God, There's Always A Rainbow Waiting | 76 | 14 | God |
| Big Problem? We serve a big God. | 31 | 7 | God |
| Let God be your GPS | 19 | 5 | God |
| No problem is too great, to place in God’s hands. | 49 | 10 | God |
| If we can think and feel and love, our Maker can do all that and more | 69 | 16 | God |
| People ignore God and then blame him for the chaos that results | 63 | 12 | God |
| Your pain touches God’s heart | 29 | 5 | God |
| Down load your worries and get on line with GOD. | 48 | 10 | God |
| No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace. | 40 | 8 | God |
| Every good thing you have ever enjoyed comes from God | 53 | 10 | God |
| Life: your chance to spurn God’s love Eternity: living with the consequences | 76 | 12 | God |
| Birth: an act of God | 20 | 5 | God |
| God will accept broken hearts, but he must have all the pieces. | 63 | 12 | God |
| Find God and you find everything | 32 | 6 | God |
| The Devil has a plot" but God has a "plan"." | 48 | 10 | God |
| God is humble | 13 | 3 | God |
| Don't forget God in your New Years Resolutions. | 47 | 8 | God |
| God answers prayer - not advice. | 32 | 6 | God |
| Mad at God? Sure you’ve got the right person? | 45 | 9 | God |
| The way to God begins with a broken heart | 41 | 9 | God |
| God grades on the cross, not on the curve | 41 | 9 | God |
| To ignore God is the height of selfishness | 42 | 8 | God |
| Give God what is right, not what is left. | 41 | 9 | God |
| It doesn't matter what you've done or where you've been, God will ALWAYS love you. | 82 | 15 | God |
| Turn the despair of being alone into the wonder of being alone with God | 71 | 14 | God |
| The more you change, the more God stays the same. | 49 | 10 | God |
| God doesn't have an answering machine. He always picks up! | 49 | 10 | God |
| Praise the Lord. Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever. | 83 | 16 | God |
| God can make all things new - even you | 38 | 9 | God |
| God is the solution for Soul pollution. | 39 | 7 | God |
| You’re never too young for God | 30 | 6 | God |
| Cars arent the only thing recalled by their maker | 49 | 9 | God |
| 2009 years ago heaven touched earth the rest is 'His story' | 59 | 11 | God |
| God is warm | 11 | 3 | God |
| Roses – a gift from God | 23 | 6 | God |
| Don't give God what's left. Give God what's right. | 42 | 9 | God |
| Jesus: Because with God only perfection will do | 47 | 8 | God |
| Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count the apples in a seed. | 80 | 17 | God |
| God: The perfect lover | 22 | 4 | God |
| God owns you, and every molecule you have ever touched | 54 | 10 | God |
| God specializes in surprise endings | 35 | 5 | God |
| God wants to be your best friend | 32 | 7 | God |
| God’s artistry: Half completed works of art look ugly. Wait till you see the finished masterpiece | 97 | 16 | God |
| Does it hurt when people don’t trust you? Imagine how God feels | 63 | 12 | God |
| Just when you thought it was safe to ignore God... | 50 | 10 | God |
| Fret and worry are caused by calculating without God. | 53 | 9 | God |
| When God saw you – It was love at first sight | 45 | 11 | God |
| Who's Your Father? | 14 | 3 | God |
| Questioning God? He made the brain cells you think with | 55 | 10 | God |
| Have you kept your promise to God? | 34 | 7 | God |
| Rainbows – a gift from God | 26 | 6 | God |
| We're all on His welfare. | 26 | 5 | God |
| Been misunderstood? Imagine how God feels | 41 | 6 | God |
| God will let you get away with it until suddenly... | 51 | 10 | God |
| If God were an impersonal force we’d be superior to our Maker | 61 | 12 | God |
| God doesn't take I.O.U.'s | 25 | 4 | God |
| Food – a gift from God | 22 | 6 | God |
| Out of God’s will you can’t succeed – In God’s will you can’t fail | 66 | 13 | God |
| Have you thanked God today? | 27 | 5 | God |
| God makes it, we mess it | 24 | 6 | God |
| Beauty: an act of God | 21 | 5 | God |
| God: so personal that in comparison we are cold unfeeling machines | 67 | 11 | God |
| All suffering can be traced back to people disobeying God | 57 | 10 | God |
| God loves you - whether you like it or not | 42 | 10 | God |
| God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. | 49 | 9 | God |
| Have you made God smile today? | 30 | 6 | God |
| God weeps for you | 18 | 4 | God |
| All Christians have the same boss. | 34 | 6 | God |
| Unlock the mysteries of God. Jesus is the key | 45 | 9 | God |
| Are we giving the kind of love we seek from God? | 48 | 11 | God |
| God is unfeeling? Ha! Alongside him we’re as cold as stones | 59 | 11 | God |
| Enjoy your freedom come and freely worship God | 45 | 8 | God |
| God Promised A Safe Landing... Not Smooth Sailing. | 50 | 8 | God |
| Jesus is God's Valentine to you | 31 | 6 | God |
| You may be in the driver’s seat but God holds the map. | 54 | 12 | God |
| A Promise made to another is a promise made to God | 50 | 11 | God |
| He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! | 49 | 9 | God |
| To know Him is to want to know Him more! | 40 | 10 | God |
| God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts | 47 | 7 | God |
| God is bigger than any church | 29 | 6 | God |
| How impersonal God seems is a measure of the distance you have put between yourself and God | 91 | 17 | God |
| God Answers Knee-Mail | 21 | 3 | God |
| Eternity Only a heartbeat away God Forever Love | 40 | 8 | God |
| This Year Get Off Facebook and take out my book -God | 42 | 11 | God |
| God is a know-all | 17 | 4 | God |
| God is the Best, and don't forget that | 30 | 8 | God |
| The real God: don’t settle for substitutes | 42 | 7 | God |
| Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two | 61 | 12 | God |
| God sent us the gift of His Son wrapped in swaddling clothes. | 61 | 12 | God |
| If it doesn’t lead to Jesus, it doesn’t lead to God | 51 | 11 | God |
| Been falsely accused of the most awful things? Then you know how God feels | 74 | 14 | God |
| Life: the time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity | 64 | 12 | God |
| Come to My House on Sunday and bring the kids. | 46 | 10 | God |
| God is CEO of the Universe | 26 | 6 | God |
| God: the most lovable person in the universe | 44 | 8 | God |
| If God seems far away, guess who's moved? | 41 | 8 | God |
| God is waiting for you | 22 | 5 | God |
| How many times did God forgive you today? | 41 | 8 | God |
| God does what few men can do - forgets the sins of others. | 58 | 13 | God |
| Got Jesus? It's hell without Him | 32 | 6 | Halloween |
| all atheist will believe 1 day! | 31 | 6 | Halloween |
| The devil's trick is no treat. | 31 | 6 | Halloween |
| If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost. | 69 | 15 | Halloween |
| Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. | 94 | 16 | Halloween |
| Heaven will be a treat Hell will be a bad trick!!!!! | 52 | 11 | Halloween |
| Let Jesus be the Treat hes not a trick. | 39 | 9 | Halloween |
| So you like to be scared? Read the bible to see what happens if you don't accept Jesus. | 87 | 18 | Halloween |
| Freedom is never free. | 22 | 4 | Independence Day |
| The greatest freedom of all ...is freedom from SIN ! | 52 | 10 | Independence Day |
| The Truth will set you free | 43 | 8 | Independence Day |
| Remember those who served. Freedom comes with a price. | 54 | 9 | Independence Day |
| Without freedom, no one really has a name. | 42 | 8 | Independence Day |
| Celebrate Independence Day by Going to Church this Weekend | 50 | 9 | Independence Day |
| Freedom is the oxygen of the soul. | 35 | 7 | Independence Day |
| America is free and so is Salvation! | 36 | 7 | Independence Day |
| Patriotism is like charity — it begins at home. | 47 | 9 | Independence Day |
| Freedom is not free....JESUS paid the price for your freedom...freedom from sin! | 80 | 12 | Independence Day |
| Independence Day The Truth will set you free John 8:31-32 | 57 | 10 | Independence Day |
| Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better. | 45 | 9 | Independence Day |
| honor our veterans, they gave us the freedom to worship God! | 60 | 11 | Independence Day |
| Freedom: Free for some, Costly for others. | 42 | 7 | Independence Day |
| God blessed America because America blessed God | 47 | 7 | Independence Day |
| Think Freedom in America is good, try freedom in Christ! | 56 | 10 | Independence Day |
| If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. | 76 | 17 | Independence Day |
| Poverty and affliction take away the fuel that feeds pride. | 59 | 10 | Inspirational |
| You've got to have a test to have a testimony. | 46 | 10 | Inspirational |
| A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. | 50 | 8 | Inspirational |
| Can't sleep??? Don't count sheep... Talk to the shephard!!! | 59 | 9 | Inspirational |
| People say motivation does not last. Neither does bathing, but we must do it daily. | 83 | 15 | Inspirational |
| “Soul" food served here! | 25 | 4 | Inspirational |
| Practice makes perfect so be careful what you practice. | 55 | 9 | Inspirational |
| God makes miracles out of messes and mistakes | 45 | 8 | Inspirational |
| If God brought you to it, He will bring you through it!!! | 57 | 12 | Inspirational |
| God does not call the equipped. He equips the called. | 53 | 10 | Inspirational |
| Every saint has a past-- every sinner has a future! | 51 | 10 | Inspirational |
| Most things wrong in your life started by forgetting the things that were right. | 80 | 14 | Inspirational |
| A man is rich according to what he is, not what he has. | 55 | 13 | Inspirational |
| If you're going to waste, let God recycle you! | 46 | 9 | Inspirational |
| Nobody cares how much you know until they see how much you care | 63 | 13 | Inspirational |
| A cup of wisdom is worth far more than a vat of knowledge. | 58 | 13 | Inspirational |
| Give Thanks For Each Day...You'll Never Get To Live It Over Again. | 66 | 12 | Inspirational |
| Looking for faults? Use a mirror not a telescope! | 49 | 9 | Inspirational |
| If you don't have enough of God in your heart to bring you to Church, I doubt you have enough of God in your heart to get you to Heaven | 135 | 30 | Inspirational |
| LIVE IN A WAY THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW GOD WILL COME TO KNOW HIM BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU | 88 | 20 | Inspirational |
| A smile is a light in the window of your soul. | 46 | 11 | Inspirational |
| A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit....Thus, by their fruit you will know them. | 116 | 22 | Inspirational |
| Courage is fear that has said its prayers. | 42 | 8 | Inspirational |
| TGIF Today God Is First | 23 | 5 | Inspirational |
| Good, the more communicated, the more abundant grows. | 53 | 8 | Inspirational |
| John 8:31-32 | 45 | 9 | Inspirational |
| Choice, not chance, determines destiny. | 39 | 5 | Inspirational |
| On top of the hill.... The Lord gave me my life. | 48 | 11 | Inspirational |
| Trying to get to Heaven?Stop! Jesus will take you there. | 56 | 10 | Inspirational |
| The mighty oak was a little nut that stood it's ground | 54 | 11 | Inspirational |
| Life is fragile handle with prayer | 30 | 6 | Inspirational |
| A diamond is a piece of coal that stuck to its job. | 51 | 12 | Inspirational |
| A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash. | 74 | 13 | Inspirational |
| A STRANGER IS A FRIEND YOU'VE NEVER MET | 39 | 8 | Inspirational |
| Seven greatest wonders of the world...CREATION! | 42 | 7 | Inspirational |
| When your down to nothing God is up to something! | 39 | 9 | Inspirational |
| Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching? | 50 | 7 | Inspirational |
| New weight loss program..free.. attend service here and weight will just fall off your shoulders. | 97 | 15 | Inspirational |
| A person is never so empty as when he is full of self. | 54 | 13 | Inspirational |
| A good place for the 'buck to stop' is at the collection plate. | 63 | 13 | Inspirational |
| A man is not ready to live if he is not ready to die. | 53 | 14 | Inspirational |
| Count Your Blessings...Not Your Problems | 40 | 5 | Inspirational |
| Only a Life lived for God / is a life worth living | 50 | 12 | Inspirational |
| A family altar can alter a family. | 34 | 7 | Inspirational |
| A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition! | 49 | 10 | Inspirational |
| Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you | 66 | 12 | Inspirational |
| Don't wait for things to settle down to start going to church just settle down and go. | 86 | 17 | Inspirational |
| A world of love makes a world of difference. | 44 | 9 | Inspirational |
| Accept miracles. | 16 | 2 | Inspirational |
| Why worry ... Pray | 18 | 4 | Inspirational |
| What caterpillars call the end, God calls a butterfly. | 55 | 9 | Inspirational |
| God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. | 56 | 9 | Inspirational |
| A Parent's Life Is A Child's Guidebook | 38 | 7 | Inspirational |
| A gift is not a gift until given. | 33 | 8 | Inspirational |
| A fellow who says it can't be done is likely to be interrupted by someone doing it. | 83 | 17 | Inspirational |
| Fill your years with life, not your life with years. | 52 | 10 | Inspirational |
| Live So That When People Get to Know You They Will Get To Know Christ | 69 | 15 | Inspirational |
| Failure is success if we learn from it. | 39 | 8 | Inspirational |
| Get rid of your pride, before you have to swallow it. | 53 | 11 | Inspirational |
| If God only wanted perfect people to do His work, nothing would ever get done. | 78 | 15 | Inspirational |
| Be ye fishers of men. You catch em, and He'll clean em | 54 | 12 | Inspirational |
| If the wages of sin is death, shouldn't you quit before payday? | 63 | 12 | Inspirational |
| Down on my knees I learned how to stand. | 40 | 9 | Inspirational |
| Jesus gave His life for you. What do you give in return? | 55 | 12 | Inspirational |
| A clean conscience makes a soft pillow. | 40 | 7 | Inspirational |
| When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in a perfect position to pray. | 79 | 16 | Inspirational |
| When the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future. | 66 | 13 | Inspirational |
| The Son of God became the Son of man so that the sons of men might become the Sons of God | 89 | 21 | Inspirational |
| What would you do today if you knew Christ was coming tomorrow? | 63 | 12 | Inspirational |
| Don't let the noise of the world drown out the peace of God's Love. | 67 | 14 | Inspirational |
| DON'T TELL GOD HOW BIG YOUR STORM IS, TELL THE STORM HOW BIG YOUR GOD IS | 72 | 16 | Inspirational |
| In 2012 May His Blessings overtake you. Deut. 28:2 | 50 | 9 | Inspirational |
| To Know The Strength Of The Anchor... You Need To Feel The Storm | 64 | 13 | Inspirational |
| If it seems things are going to fast - slow down, GOD is at work. | 65 | 15 | Inspirational |
| Miracles are Answered Prayers Carried on the Wings of Angels | 51 | 10 | Inspirational |
| If your mouth is out of order so is your life | 35 | 11 | Inspirational |
| Well done" is better than "well said"" | 42 | 7 | Inspirational |
| Challenges in life can make you either bitter or better. | 56 | 10 | Inspirational |
| People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges | 61 | 10 | Inspirational |
| What you thought was a coincidence may have been a God incident. | 63 | 12 | Inspirational |
| A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself. | 54 | 13 | Inspirational |
| Count your blessings, not your problems. | 40 | 6 | Inspirational |
| A peaceful heart finds joy in all of life's simple pleasures. | 61 | 11 | Inspirational |
| A person committed to God provides the best model for us | 46 | 11 | Inspirational |
| Will anyone be in Heaven because of you? | 40 | 8 | Inspirational |
| A good pill to swallow is your pride. | 37 | 8 | Inspirational |
| A half truth is a whole lie. | 28 | 7 | Inspirational |
| Practice random acts of love. | 29 | 5 | Inspirational |
| A person who hungers for money will starve to death spiritually! | 64 | 11 | Inspirational |
| No Jesus, no heaven. Know Jesus, know heaven! | 46 | 8 | Inspirational |
| Past-Gone can't change it, Present-Here your living it, Future-Coming where will you spend it? | 73 | 17 | Inspirational |
| Prayer should be your first choice... not a last resort. | 56 | 10 | Inspirational |
| Earthly works die with us. God's work lives immortal | 52 | 9 | Inspirational |
| For every goliath there is a stone | 34 | 7 | Inspirational |
| A wrong train of thought can lead to a wrong station in life. | 61 | 13 | Inspirational |
| It's all how you handle Plan B. | 31 | 7 | Inspirational |
| I AM HERE PRAY TO ME .... GOD | 30 | 8 | Inspirational |
| Not forgiving is like swallowing rat poison and waiting for the rat to die | 74 | 14 | Inspirational |
| Standing your garage makes you no more a car than going to church makes you a Christian | 87 | 17 | Inspirational |
| God sweetens outward pain with inward peace. | 44 | 7 | Inspirational |
| Anything over your head is under God's feet | 43 | 8 | Inspirational |
| Aspire to Inspire before you Expire | 30 | 6 | Inspirational |
| To be content with what we possess is the greatest of all riches | 64 | 13 | Inspirational |
| When you kill time, you murder success. | 39 | 7 | Inspirational |
| Grace Is Dispensed Because Grace Has Redeemed | 45 | 7 | Inspirational |
| Don't confuse what can't be done with what hasn't been done. | 60 | 11 | Inspirational |
| Integrity is who you are when the light is out. | 47 | 10 | Inspirational |
| Faith in action raises your spiritual temperature | 41 | 7 | Inspirational |
| Go...Teach...Baptize | 20 | 3 | Inspirational |
| Follow Jesus and know your place in forever | 43 | 8 | Jesus |
| There is hope. There is Jesus | 29 | 6 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Peacemaker | 17 | 2 | Jesus |
| Hurting? No one understands like Jesus | 38 | 6 | Jesus |
| The only way to wash away your sin is with the blood of Jesus. | 62 | 14 | Jesus |
| The name of Jesus is the one lever that lifts the world. | 56 | 12 | Jesus |
| Jesus: the ultimate | 19 | 3 | Jesus |
| Jesus: the human face of God | 28 | 6 | Jesus |
| There is more. There is Jesus | 29 | 6 | Jesus |
| When Jesus comes, the shadows depart. | 38 | 6 | Jesus |
| Jesus: The half has never been told | 35 | 7 | Jesus |
| Finding the real Jesus: Life’s greatest discovery | 49 | 7 | Jesus |
| No one understands like Jesus | 29 | 5 | Jesus |
| Jesus: power to break life controlling problems | 47 | 7 | Jesus |
| The wise still seek Him. | 24 | 5 | Jesus |
| Only one Messiah has an empty grave. | 36 | 7 | Jesus |
| Jesus adds life to your years and years to your life | 52 | 11 | Jesus |
| Unlock the mysteries of God. Jesus is the key | 45 | 9 | Jesus |
| He Died for Me, I Live for Him! | 29 | 8 | Jesus |
| There is more to Jesus than anyone has so far discovered | 56 | 11 | Jesus |
| Life without Jesus? How's that working for you? | 47 | 8 | Jesus |
| St Valentine found true love – Jesus | 36 | 7 | Jesus |
| Exposure To The Son May Prevent Burning | 39 | 7 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Everything else will fade | 32 | 5 | Jesus |
| Jesus knows me, this I love | 27 | 6 | Jesus |
| St. Valentine learned love from Jesus | 37 | 6 | Jesus |
| It will work out perfectly – if you let Jesus take control | 58 | 12 | Jesus |
| In Christ Invincible | 20 | 3 | Jesus |
| Heaven's Idol... is Jesus Christ | 32 | 5 | Jesus |
| Jesus is God's Valentine to you | 31 | 6 | Jesus |
| Jesus: A wise investment | 24 | 4 | Jesus |
| Jesus built your bridge to Heaven with 2 pieces wood and 3 nails | 65 | 13 | Jesus |
| You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when you are, you’ll be glad you did | 91 | 19 | Jesus |
| Lonely? No one understands like Jesus | 37 | 6 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Because with God only perfection will do | 47 | 8 | Jesus |
| Jesus: more relevant than we could ever comprehend | 50 | 8 | Jesus |
| Looking for a Lifeguard? Ours Walks on Water. | 45 | 8 | Jesus |
| 1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given | 27 | 8 | Jesus |
| No man can follow Christ and go astray. | 39 | 8 | Jesus |
| Jesus: stripped, abused, assaulted, violated...for you | 54 | 6 | Jesus |
| The most important part of Christmas.......is the first 6 letters! | 66 | 10 | Jesus |
| Jesus: beaten so that you could be unbeatable | 45 | 8 | Jesus |
| Every miracle Jesus does starts with a problem | 46 | 8 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Source of all beauty | 27 | 5 | Jesus |
| You need Jesus....just saying. | 27 | 5 | Jesus |
| No power bills in heaven. Jesus is the Light | 44 | 9 | Jesus |
| Jesus Christ: the name on everybody’s lips | 42 | 7 | Jesus |
| Billy Graham couldn't make it here this morning, but Jesus will be here | 71 | 13 | Jesus |
| Know JESUS, Know PEACE | 22 | 4 | Jesus |
| No one can ignore Jesus forever | 31 | 6 | Jesus |
| Jesus believes in you | 21 | 4 | Jesus |
| Jesus: there is no substitute | 29 | 5 | Jesus |
| Jesus: If only you knew | 23 | 5 | Jesus |
| Jesus: to know him is to love him | 33 | 8 | Jesus |
| Christ is our steering wheel, not our spare tire | 48 | 9 | Jesus |
| Jesus: so far ahead of his time that we’re still no closer to catching up | 73 | 15 | Jesus |
| Can’t change? Jesus frees us | 28 | 5 | Jesus |
| No one knows the pain of rejected love like Jesus | 49 | 10 | Jesus |
| Jesus: He’s coming Justice: It’s coming | 39 | 6 | Jesus |
| Religion: a mirage Jesus: reality | 34 | 5 | Jesus |
| When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought joy to my soul | 73 | 13 | Jesus |
| Jesus: the most exciting person in the universe | 47 | 8 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Never-ending fulfillment | 31 | 3 | Jesus |
| You can't get OVER life's problems - but with Jesus, you can get THROUGH them. | 78 | 15 | Jesus |
| Either Jesus pays or you do | 27 | 6 | Jesus |
| A - B - C Always Believe Christ. | 36 | 8 | Jesus |
| Jesus welcomes you back | 23 | 4 | Jesus |
| Jesus feels your pain | 21 | 4 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Amazing love | 19 | 3 | Jesus |
| Jesus never let's go, He's Always With You | 42 | 8 | Jesus |
| Jesus satisfies | 15 | 2 | Jesus |
| The entire universe was created by Jesus and for Jesus | 55 | 10 | Jesus |
| Jesus rights wrongs | 19 | 3 | Jesus |
| If it doesn’t lead to Jesus, it doesn’t lead to God | 51 | 11 | Jesus |
| Jesus: he understands | 22 | 3 | Jesus |
| With Jesus, you can do it | 25 | 6 | Jesus |
| Uninspired by Jesus? Bet you’ve never met him | 45 | 8 | Jesus |
| When You have Nothing Left But Christ – You will Find That Christ Is Enough | 75 | 14 | Jesus |
| Jesus only goes where He is invited and, He only stays where He is welcome. | 75 | 15 | Jesus |
| Jesus asks, Be Mine? | 20 | 4 | Jesus |
| Jesus holds the secret of answered prayer | 41 | 7 | Jesus |
| Christ's Return Is Near...Don't Miss It For The World. | 54 | 9 | Jesus |
| Misunderstood? No one understands like Jesus | 44 | 6 | Jesus |
| Jesus is not just all the help you can get , but all the help you need | 70 | 17 | Jesus |
| Our sins put Him on the Cross, but Love kept Him there! | 55 | 12 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Because only the best will do | 36 | 7 | Jesus |
| Are you in the Shepherd's flock? | 32 | 6 | Jesus |
| Jesus is the Lord of Life. Is he the Lord of yours? | 39 | 12 | Jesus |
| Be An Organ Donor...Give Your Heart To Jesus | 44 | 8 | Jesus |
| Awesome: you don’t know the meaning of the word until you meet Jesus | 68 | 13 | Jesus |
| You’ve never cried alone. Jesus: always there | 45 | 7 | Jesus |
| Jesus gives it to me every day | 30 | 7 | Jesus |
| Life begins with Jesus | 23 | 4 | Jesus |
| Jesus: Gateway to the supernatural | 34 | 5 | Jesus |
| Invest your life in Jesus Christ, HIS RETURN is guaranteed! | 48 | 10 | Jesus |
| Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential | 49 | 9 | Jesus |
| Jesus: All roads lead to tragedy – except one | 45 | 9 | Jesus |
| Jesus: add a whole new dimension to your life | 45 | 9 | Jesus |
| Like Words with Friends? Get into the Word with your friend Jesus. | 55 | 12 | Jesus |
| Jesus: He’s holding your atoms together | 39 | 6 | Jesus |
| God give me work, till my life shall end And life, till my work is done. | 73 | 16 | Labor Day |
| Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil. | 70 | 13 | Labor Day |
| He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor. | 100 | 16 | Labor Day |
| A mind always employed is always happy. This is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity. | 96 | 17 | Labor Day |
| A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell. | 53 | 13 | Labor Day |
| God blessed the 7th. day, sanctified it and rested. Happy Labor Day | 67 | 12 | Labor Day |
| Work isn’t to make money; you work to justify life | 50 | 10 | Labor Day |
| God rested on the 7th. day from all HIS work which He created and made. | 71 | 15 | Labor Day |
| It is labour indeed that puts the difference on everything. | 59 | 10 | Labor Day |
| Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. | 58 | 11 | Labor Day |
| God sells us all things at the price of labor. | 46 | 10 | Labor Day |
| A successful marriage isn't finding the right person… It's being the right person. | 82 | 13 | Marriage |
| The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce | 56 | 9 | Marriage |
| The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. | 64 | 12 | Marriage |
| A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. | 79 | 16 | Marriage |
| Hatred stirreth up strifes: but love covereth all sins. | 55 | 9 | Marriage |
| God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one. | 67 | 12 | Marriage |
| Marriage isn’t so much finding the right person as being the right person | 73 | 13 | Marriage |
| The fewer the words, the better the prayer | 42 | 8 | Martin Luther King Day |
| "To be a Christian without prayer is no more possible than to be alive without breathing.” Dr. Martin Luther King | 82 | 18 | Martin Luther King Day |
| All we are saying is give peace a chance - John Lennon | 43 | 11 | Martin Luther King Day |
| Freedom: Free for some, Costly for others. | 41 | 7 | Memorial Day |
| Our freedom came with a price. Remember those who made the payment. | 53 | 12 | Memorial Day |
| Freedom:"Costly for many including God's Son; Enjoyed both now & in the age to come!" | 66 | 15 | Memorial Day |
| Our freedom came with a price. Remember those who made the payment. | 67 | 12 | Memorial Day |
| The greatest freedom of all ...is freedom from SIN ! | 40 | 9 | Memorial Day |
| In memory of many, In honor of all, Thank you | 35 | 10 | Memorial Day |
| Thank you God and Veterans for our freedoms | 36 | 8 | Memorial Day |
| Remember those who served. Freedom comes with a price. | 54 | 9 | Memorial Day |
| Please pray for our troops - where ever they may be. | 52 | 11 | Memorial Day |
| Please pray for our troops - where ever they may be. | 40 | 10 | Memorial Day |
| honor our veterans, they gave us the freedom to worship God! | 50 | 11 | Memorial Day |
| In memory of many, In honor of all, Thank you | 46 | 10 | Memorial Day |
| Noah's Ark was the first animal sanctuary | 41 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| You’re on this planet for a purpose. Find it. | 45 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| A radical is someone with both feet planted firmly in the air. | 62 | 12 | Miscellaneous |
| Money often costs too much! | 27 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| ATM Inside...Atonement, Truth And Mercy. | 40 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| To ignore our Creator is the height of selfishness | 50 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Life without God is like having a unsharpened pencil. It has no point | 69 | 13 | Miscellaneous |
| Make the rapture a family affair; | 33 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| 2009 years ago heaven touched earth the rest is 'His story' | 59 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| What we tolerate our children will embrace | 42 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| Could god nominate you for best actor? | 31 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| When you pray, don't give God instructions. Just report for duty! | 65 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| Puppy love has sent many a good man to the dogs. | 48 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| Where will you be seated in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking? | 61 | 10 | Miscellaneous |
| Under the same management for over 2000 years. | 46 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| 7 days without prayer makes 1 weak. | 35 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| A Gloomy person brightens a room by leaving it. | 47 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Live Within Your Harvest | 24 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| If it were against the law to be a Christian, would there be enough evidence in your life to convict you? | 105 | 21 | Miscellaneous |
| Get Right or Get Left | 21 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| Visitors Welcome. Members Expected | 35 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| Life is a constant struggle between carrots and chocolate. | 58 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| A foul mouth is evident of a polluted soul | 42 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| What will it take for God to get your attention? | 48 | 10 | Miscellaneous |
| GOD is the: Universal Power Supply | 28 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| People get ready, JESUS is coming! | 34 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| Weather report-There’s a brighter day ahead. | 37 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| Don’t come here alone, bring a friend. | 29 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.” | 61 | 12 | Miscellaneous |
| Children Brought Up In Church Are Seldom Brought Up In Court | 60 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| Thank you God for our pastor john doe | 30 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads. | 40 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| The Big Bang - God said it and BANG it happened. | 41 | 10 | Miscellaneous |
| You can't unspeak a spoken word. | 32 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| There is a huge difference between hearing and listening. | 57 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| An eternity without God will be Hell. | 37 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| Come As You Are You are not too bad to come in and you are not too good to stay out. | 85 | 21 | Miscellaneous |
| God doesn't call the qualified He qualifies the called | 45 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Life – your only chance. Eternity – payback time | 48 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Love is eternally forgiving | 27 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| You Reap what you Sow: So what are you sowing | 45 | 10 | Miscellaneous |
| DANGER! God at Work | 19 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will gladly take you back. | 70 | 14 | Miscellaneous |
| What if we're right? | 20 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| If you think it gets hot down here ,God is just trying tell you that you don’t want to go to hell. | 75 | 22 | Miscellaneous |
| Hate is not a family value. | 27 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| In God we still trust! | 22 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both? | 41 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| Be “hearers" first, then "doers" of the word | 44 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| Admitting mistakes is not a fault, failing to correct them is. | 62 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| Action without thought is like shooting without aim. | 52 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| The only thing worse than a quitter is the man who is afraid to begin | 69 | 15 | Miscellaneous |
| A family altar can alter a family. | 34 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| If we can think and feel and love, our Maker can do all that and more | 69 | 16 | Miscellaneous |
| Forgiveness is not automatic | 28 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| Free soul wash today! | 21 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| Live by example. What your children see is important to you...will become important to them. | 92 | 15 | Miscellaneous |
| A man is rich according to what he is, not what he has. | 55 | 13 | Miscellaneous |
| If nobody knows the trouble you've seen, you don't live in a small town | 59 | 14 | Miscellaneous |
| A Parent's Life Is A Child's Guidebook | 38 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| A good place for the buck to stop" is at the collection plate." | 65 | 13 | Miscellaneous |
| This side of eternity we see only a fraction of the picture | 59 | 12 | Miscellaneous |
| May the God that I worship be evident in my daily life. | 55 | 12 | Miscellaneous |
| PUSH-Pray Until Something Happens | 33 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. | 45 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| The great mystery is not unanswered prayer; it’s unfinished prayer | 66 | 10 | Miscellaneous |
| The atheist prays there is no God | 33 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| Doing right is never wrong. | 27 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church | 47 | 10 | Miscellaneous |
| The Fruit of the Spirit is what we get when we intentionality follow God. | 73 | 14 | Miscellaneous |
| Do you keep your Bible as close as your cell phone? | 51 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler. | 40 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Walk-ins are welcome. No appointment needed | 38 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| You're welcome here as Is. | 28 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| Look for God at knee level | 26 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| know the Son, know life no Son, no life | 39 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Do the Math. Count Your Blessings! | 34 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| God is the master craftsman. Now let him forge you into a work of art | 54 | 15 | Miscellaneous |
| It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish that counts | 55 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| There has to be more to life... | 31 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| Luck has nothing to do with it | 30 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| As the same Sun that Melts Clay so God's Revelation of Himself Softens the Hearts of some and hardens the hearts of others | 122 | 23 | Miscellaneous |
| Christians have a Lifetime Guarantee. | 37 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| Keep Christ in Christian! | 25 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| God speaks to those who listen and listens to those who pray | 60 | 12 | Miscellaneous |
| Hell! I thought it didn’t matter what you believed as long as you were sincere! | 79 | 15 | Miscellaneous |
| God's Love Inside - Come and See | 32 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| There’s more hope for murderers than the self-righteous | 55 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| Hell!...I’d forgotten about that! | 33 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| Rapture: True separation of Church and State | 44 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| A large heart can be filled with small things | 45 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| would you rather be spiritually right or politically correct? | 61 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Don't be a link in a chain of rumors. | 37 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| What in hell do you want? | 25 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| Stop drop and roll won’t work in hell. | 38 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| Spread the Gospel not the Gossip. | 33 | 6 | Miscellaneous |
| Cold comfort: being as good as the next guy | 43 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| Evil triumphs when good men do nothing. | 39 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish that counts | 55 | 11 | Miscellaneous |
| Everyone welcome except the devil | 29 | 5 | Miscellaneous |
| The teacher is silent when giving a test! | 41 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| If you are looking for a place to fit in, get in here. | 40 | 13 | Miscellaneous |
| God wants full custody, not just a weekend visit. | 49 | 9 | Miscellaneous |
| You better believe - the Devil sure does. | 41 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| On your own you can't get into heaven | 30 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| Need extra money, try tithing, it works! | 40 | 7 | Miscellaneous |
| God. Free introductions inside. | 31 | 4 | Miscellaneous |
| Is there room for Him in your Inn? | 34 | 8 | Miscellaneous |
| Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life. | 52 | 10 | Mother's Day |
| Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws | 65 | 10 | Mother's Day |
| Make everyday Mother's Day | 23 | 4 | Mother's Day |
| Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. | 79 | 15 | Mother's Day |
| A mother understands what a child does not say. | 47 | 9 | Mother's Day |
| Choosy Moms choose Jesus | 21 | 4 | Mother's Day |
| Your Mother told me to tell you to go to church | 46 | 11 | Mother's Day |
| God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. | 59 | 10 | Mother's Day |
| Mothers are a gift from God | 27 | 6 | Mother's Day |
| No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love. | 76 | 14 | Mother's Day |
| One of life's greatest jobs: Motherhood | 34 | 6 | Mother's Day |
| To a child's ear, “mother" is magic in any language. | 52 | 10 | Mother's Day |
| A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters. | 49 | 8 | Mother's Day |
| The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. | 94 | 19 | Mother's Day |
| A man loves his sweetheart the most; his wife the best, but his mother the longest | 82 | 16 | Mother's Day |
| Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see. | 104 | 20 | Mother's Day |
| The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom. | 45 | 7 | Mother's Day |
| Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. | 69 | 14 | Mother's Day |
| A Mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. | 83 | 16 | Mother's Day |
| Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. | 52 | 10 | Mother's Day |
| Sometimes a child's Mother, is it's Father. many single family homes are headed by the father, and he should be honored on Mother's Day | 137 | 24 | Mother's Day |
| My mother told me to tell you to go to church | 44 | 11 | Mother's Day |
| All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother. | 59 | 15 | Mother's Day |
| Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits | 70 | 15 | New Year's Day |
| Don't forget God in your New Years Resolutions. | 47 | 8 | New Year's Day |
| May God's Amazing Grace Be Upon You in 2011 | 35 | 9 | New Year's Day |
| Let your resolution be his solution | 35 | 6 | New Year's Day |
| Jesus adds life to your years and years to your life | 52 | 11 | New Year's Day |
| Let your new beginning begin with JESUS! | 35 | 7 | New Year's Day |
| The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. | 70 | 13 | New Year's Day |
| Have Great Expectations for 2012? GOD is Great! | 40 | 8 | New Year's Day |
| In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want | 89 | 17 | New Year's Day |
| New Year , Same God | 15 | 4 | New Year's Day |
| For a better you ask God, not a gym. | 26 | 9 | New Year's Day |
| New Year Promises? God Never Breaks His. | 33 | 7 | New Year's Day |
| Trust an unknown future to a known God | 31 | 8 | New Year's Day |
| Changing Calendar... Unchanging God! | 30 | 4 | New Year's Day |
| God can make all things new - even you | 38 | 9 | New Year's Day |
| One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things | 93 | 18 | New Year's Day |
| May all your troubles be as short as your New Year's resolutions | 64 | 12 | New Year's Day |
| God Answers Knee-Mail | 21 | 3 | Prayer |
| Morning praise will make your days. | 35 | 6 | Prayer |
| Where there is unity, there is strength | 39 | 7 | Prayer |
| Prayer...The Next Best Thing To Being There | 43 | 7 | Prayer |
| Why worry ... Pray | 18 | 4 | Prayer |
| A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. | 49 | 10 | Prayer |
| Faith is the postage stamp on our prayers. | 42 | 8 | Prayer |
| It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees | 51 | 10 | Prayer |
| ASAP - Always Say A Prayer | 26 | 6 | Prayer |
| God answers prayer - not advice. | 32 | 6 | Prayer |
| In case of earthquakes, floods, tornadoes and nuclear war, the ban on prayer in public schools is temporarily lifted. | 117 | 19 | Prayer |
| Prayer is the best wireless connection. | 39 | 6 | Prayer |
| Courage is fear that has said its prayers. | 42 | 8 | Prayer |
| Help is just a prayer away. | 27 | 6 | Prayer |
| Need a Lifeline? Talk to God! | 29 | 6 | Prayer |
| Prayer should be your first resource, not your last. | 52 | 9 | Prayer |
| iPod? iPad? Try iPray...God is listening! | 37 | 7 | Prayer |
| I pray only on days that end in 'y'! | 36 | 9 | Prayer |
| “Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere except in a public school. | 81 | 16 | Prayer |
| The Great Tragedy of Life is not Unanswered Prayer – But Un-offered Prayer | 73 | 12 | Prayer |
| An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day. | 55 | 12 | Prayer |
| A. S. A. P. - Always say a prayer! | 34 | 9 | Prayer |
| Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak | 40 | 7 | Prayer |
| If you've got time to pray, God's got time to listen. | 53 | 11 | Prayer |
| Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology. | 48 | 9 | Prayer |
| As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in school! | 70 | 13 | Prayer |
| He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! | 49 | 9 | Prayer |
| Life Is Short: Pray Hard | 24 | 5 | Prayer |
| Prayer is the place where burdens change shoulders. | 51 | 8 | Prayer |
| Prayer when life gets to hard to stand - Kneel | 46 | 10 | Prayer |
| If your knees are knocking-- kneel on 'em! | 42 | 8 | Prayer |
| Daily prayers will diminish your cares | 38 | 6 | Prayer |
| The best wireless plan? PRAYER Unlimited Minutes, Unlimited Messages! | 70 | 9 | Prayer |
| A day hymned in prayer, is less likely to come unraveled. | 57 | 11 | Prayer |
| Quit Complaining, Start Praying. | 29 | 4 | Prayer |
| A problem not worth praying about isn't worth worrying about. | 61 | 10 | Prayer |
| Prayer is hand to hand combat | 24 | 6 | Prayer |
| Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges. | 71 | 16 | Prayer |
| Pray Until Something Happens (PUSH). | 36 | 5 | Prayer |
| Just because you do not believe in Hell, doesn't put the fire out. | 66 | 13 | Sin |
| Saints have a past. Sinners have a future. | 32 | 8 | Sin |
| Are you trading Heaven for Hell? | 27 | 6 | Sin |
| Church Is A Hospital For Sinners...Not A Museum For Saints | 58 | 10 | Sin |
| Satan wears camouflage | 22 | 3 | Sin |
| The wages of sin are death. Quit before payday. | 47 | 9 | Sin |
| All who come in as Sinners, go out as Winners! | 46 | 10 | Sin |
| Sin: it seemed like a good idea at the time | 43 | 10 | Sin |
| A temper is like a fire. If you let it get out of control, it can cause a lot of destruction. | 93 | 21 | Sin |
| Sinners have a future. What's yours? | 30 | 6 | Sin |
| Character is doing what's right when no one is looking. | 55 | 10 | Sin |
| There’s more hope for murderers than the self-righteous | 55 | 8 | Sin |
| The greatest of evils is our indifference towards evil! | 55 | 9 | Sin |
| Sin will take you further than you want to go and keep you longer than you want to stay!!! | 90 | 19 | Sin |
| Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately | 63 | 11 | Sin |
| Exercise Daily. Walk with God. Run from Sin. | 44 | 8 | Sin |
| There is a way to stay out of hell, but no way to get out. | 59 | 15 | Sin |
| There are 2 types of people, Sinners who think they are righteous and The Righteous who know they are sinners | 109 | 20 | Sin |
| Come in and leave your sins at the cross | 40 | 9 | Sin |
| Remember what's at the center of SIN, “I" am. | 45 | 9 | Sin |
| A mind fixed on God has no room for evil thoughts. | 50 | 11 | Sin |
| God does what few men can do - forgets the sins of others. | 58 | 13 | Sin |
| A praying man does not sin - A sinning man does not pray | 56 | 13 | Sin |
| Eternity Is A Long Time To Think About What You Should Have Done | 64 | 13 | Sin |
| Spread the Gospel not the Gossip | 32 | 6 | Sin |
| Every saint has a past-- every sinner has a future! | 51 | 10 | Sin |
| Beware of the high cost of low living! | 39 | 8 | Sin |
| For every sin the devil has an excuse. | 38 | 8 | Sin |
| Sin sees the bait, but is blind to the hook. | 44 | 10 | Sin |
| God's wounds cure, sin's kisses kill. | 37 | 6 | Sin |
| I have taking a different road, but jesus is at the end my mine - Who is at the end of yours? | 93 | 22 | Sin |
| Sin is the disease. Jesus is the cure. Get the prescription | 59 | 11 | Sin |
| Don't use your 'freedom' as a rationale for sinning. | 52 | 9 | Sin |
| Lust is the grandmother of death. | 33 | 6 | Sin |
| Remember to Spring forward or you will be early for church. | 48 | 11 | Spring |
| Bet on the man riding the donkey | 32 | 7 | Spring |
| God's season is open 24-7 | 25 | 5 | Spring |
| Spring has sprung. Will your faith blossom? | 34 | 7 | Spring |
| Tomorrows forecast God reigns and the Son shines | 41 | 8 | Spring |
| The closer you are to the Son, the less likely you are to get burned. | 69 | 15 | Summer |
| Our Church is Prayer Conditioned | 32 | 5 | Summer |
| The closer you are to the Son, the less likely you are to get burned. | 69 | 15 | Summer |
| Summer Vacation? Don't forget to invite God to go. | 50 | 9 | Summer |
| You think it gets hot down here, God is trying to tell you you don't want to go to hell. | 71 | 21 | Summer |
| Want Home Improvement? Bring your family to church. | 43 | 8 | Summer |
| God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart | 80 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies. | 68 | 13 | Thanksgiving |
| To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven. | 129 | 22 | Thanksgiving |
| Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. | 59 | 9 | Thanksgiving |
| We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. | 58 | 10 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness. | 116 | 22 | Thanksgiving |
| God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?"" | 85 | 17 | Thanksgiving |
| God's Love Creates Thankful Hearts | 29 | 5 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. | 46 | 8 | Thanksgiving |
| Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. | 50 | 9 | Thanksgiving |
| God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart | 80 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. | 46 | 8 | Thanksgiving |
| A grateful mind is a great mind. | 32 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| Praise now is one of the great duties of the redeemed. It will be their employment for ever. | 92 | 18 | Thanksgiving |
| Forever on Thanksgiving Day The heart will find the pathway home. | 65 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| Pray for the Harvest Corn, Beans, Souls | 39 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. | 50 | 9 | Thanksgiving |
| Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live. | 85 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. | 64 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| A grudge is a heavy thing to carry | 34 | 8 | Thanksgiving |
| Pray for the Harvest Corn, Beans, Souls | 39 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| Who does not thank for little will not thank for much. | 54 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. | 66 | 13 | Thanksgiving |
| If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, thank you," that would suffice." | 86 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies. | 68 | 13 | Thanksgiving |
| And though I ebb in worth, I'll flow in thanks. | 47 | 10 | Thanksgiving |
| One distinguishing mark of an unregenerate man is ingratitude. | 62 | 9 | Thanksgiving |
| If you count all your assets, you always show a profit. | 55 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| God will welcome even the biggest turkey. | 41 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| One distinguishing mark of an unregenerate man is ingratitude. | 62 | 9 | Thanksgiving |
| If you count all your assets, you always show a profit. | 55 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| But whether we have less or more, Always thank we God therefor. | 63 | 12 | Thanksgiving |
| And though I ebb in worth, I'll flow in thanks. | 47 | 10 | Thanksgiving |
| Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. | 59 | 9 | Thanksgiving |
| A grudge is a heavy thing to carry | 34 | 8 | Thanksgiving |
| To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven. | 129 | 22 | Thanksgiving |
| A grateful mind is a great mind. | 32 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. | 37 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. | 66 | 13 | Thanksgiving |
| A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues | 89 | 17 | Thanksgiving |
| A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues | 89 | 17 | Thanksgiving |
| Praise now is one of the great duties of the redeemed. It will be their employment for ever. | 92 | 18 | Thanksgiving |
| The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands. | 64 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?"" | 85 | 17 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. | 37 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness. | 116 | 22 | Thanksgiving |
| If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, thank you," that would suffice." | 86 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| We don't need more to be thankful for, we need to be more thankful | 66 | 14 | Thanksgiving |
| Forever on Thanksgiving Day The heart will find the pathway home. | 65 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live. | 85 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| But whether we have less or more, Always thank we God therefor. | 63 | 12 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift. | 44 | 8 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. | 127 | 23 | Thanksgiving |
| Do not get tired of doing what is good. Don't get discouraged and give up, for we will reap a harvest of blessing at the appropriate time. | 138 | 27 | Thanksgiving |
| God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. | 63 | 12 | Thanksgiving |
| A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. | 90 | 17 | Thanksgiving |
| Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. | 99 | 19 | Thanksgiving |
| Forever on Thanksgiving Day, The heart will find the pathway home. | 65 | 10 | Thanksgiving |
| That I may publish with the voice of thanksgiving, and tell of all thy wondrous works. | 86 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal. | 99 | 20 | Thanksgiving |
| A humble mind is the soil from which thanksgiving springs. | 58 | 10 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others. | 80 | 15 | Thanksgiving |
| O Lord that lends me life, Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness. | 69 | 12 | Thanksgiving |
| Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. | 85 | 15 | Thanksgiving |
| On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence | 49 | 7 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. | 93 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude | 73 | 13 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is a fruit of great cultivation; you do not find it among gross people. | 81 | 15 | Thanksgiving |
| If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice. | 84 | 16 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: it must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all. | 119 | 22 | Thanksgiving |
| Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart. | 49 | 9 | Thanksgiving |
| Praise the Lord. Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures for ever. | 84 | 17 | Thanksgiving |
| O Lord that lends me life, Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness. | 69 | 13 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day. | 59 | 12 | Thanksgiving |
| Gratitude is the heart's memory. | 32 | 5 | Thanksgiving |
| Who does not thank for little will not thank for much. | 54 | 11 | Thanksgiving |
| We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. | 97 | 20 | Thanksgiving |
| Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness. | 116 | 22 | Thanksgiving |
| I Found Mr. Right, His Name is Jesus! | 32 | 8 | Valentines |
| Jesus loved St. Valentine first | 31 | 5 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus asks, Be Mine? | 20 | 4 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus is the greatest Valentine one could ever receive! | 48 | 9 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus loved St. Valentine first | 31 | 5 | Valentines Day |
| True love stories never have endings. | 37 | 6 | Valentines Day |
| Practice random acts of love. | 29 | 5 | Valentines Day |
| XOXOXO Be my Valentine Love God | 33 | 6 | Valentines Day |
| St. Valentine learned love from Jesus | 37 | 6 | Valentines Day |
| St Valentine found true love – Jesus | 36 | 7 | Valentines Day |
| Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. | 44 | 10 | Valentines Day |
| Valentine's Day, give your heart to Jesus | 41 | 7 | Valentines Day |
| Who, being loved, is poor? | 26 | 5 | Valentines Day |
| People are at the heart of God's heart | 38 | 8 | Valentines Day |
| The way to God begins with a broken heart | 41 | 9 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus asks, Be Mine? | 20 | 4 | Valentines Day |
| People are at the heart of God's heart | 38 | 8 | Valentines Day |
| God loves you - whether you like it or not | 42 | 10 | Valentines Day |
| A Promise made to another is a promise made to God | 50 | 11 | Valentines Day |
| A Promise made to another is a promise made to God | 50 | 11 | Valentines Day |
| To love God is to know him | 26 | 7 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus' Valentine message: Yours forever | 39 | 5 | Valentines Day |
| God loves you - whether you like it or not | 42 | 10 | Valentines Day |
| Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. | 55 | 12 | Valentines Day |
| God is better than the finest chocolate | 39 | 7 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus' Valentine message: Yours forever | 39 | 5 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus is God's Valentine to you | 31 | 6 | Valentines Day |
| I've loved you since time began. Be mine? -Jesus | 48 | 9 | Valentines Day |
| At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. | 46 | 9 | Valentines Day |
| God is better than the finest chocolate | 39 | 7 | Valentines Day |
| God wrote the first valentine with 2 boards and 3 nails | 45 | 11 | Valentines Day |
| Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. | 44 | 10 | Valentines Day |
| Jesus is God's Valentine to you | 31 | 6 | Valentines Day |
| Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. | 55 | 12 | Valentines Day |
| I've loved you since time began. Be mine? -Jesus | 48 | 9 | Valentines Day |
| He Loves Me. He Loves Me. He Loves Me...There is No NOT! | 42 | 13 | Valentines Day |
| Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. | 67 | 14 | Valentines Day |
| I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. | 80 | 15 | Veteran's Day |
| Veterans' fought for your assembly, worship free. | 49 | 7 | Veteran's Day |
| When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. | 62 | 10 | Veteran's Day |
| Give all your worries and cares to God. | 39 | 8 | Veteran's Day |
| The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war. | 52 | 12 | Veteran's Day |
| The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. | 114 | 23 | Veteran's Day |
| Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul. | 70 | 14 | Veteran's Day |
| God Bless Those Who Served Our Country. | 39 | 7 | Veteran's Day |
| Be strong and of good courage; do not be afraid, nor be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go. | 116 | 24 | Veteran's Day |
| This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. | 89 | 20 | Veteran's Day |
| In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. | 40 | 7 | Veteran's Day |
| I know to whom I owe. First to God & then to those who fight for liberty. | 73 | 17 | Veteran's Day |
| Our duty to thank your duty served. | 35 | 7 | Veteran's Day |
| Lord, bid war's trumpet cease;Fold the whole earth in peace. | 60 | 10 | Veteran's Day |
| Thank a Veteran for serving on your behalf. | 43 | 8 | Veteran's Day |
| Veterans' Day - Have you thanked a Vet Yet! | 43 | 9 | Veteran's Day |
| Soldier's hands, Veteran hands, these hands have kept us free. | 62 | 10 | Veteran's Day |
| Thank you Lord for the Veteran who fought for worship free. | 59 | 11 | Veteran's Day |
| The only war is the war you fought in. Every veteran knows that. | 64 | 13 | Veteran's Day |
| Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. | 52 | 11 | Winter |
| One kind word can warm three winter months. | 43 | 8 | Winter |
| One kind word can warm three winter months. | 43 | 8 | Winter |
| The Son can warm your winter days | 27 | 7 | Winter |
| Jesus loves you SNOW MUCH! | 26 | 5 | Winter |
| In the cold winter experience the warmth of God’s love. | 47 | 11 | Winter |