Sometimes it’s easy for us Christians to take ourselves just a wee bit too seriously. We like to think that Jesus had at least a bit of a sense of humor and believe that laughter can usually help us through the toughest of times. It can also deepen our connection to God.

Take some time browsing through our list of Humorous / Funny Church Sign Sayings. Some of the messages submitted had us rolling on the floor. You can help cheer up your fellows and the whole community with one very simple, very humorous church sign saying.

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Post title Word Count Character Count
reading this? It’s a sign. 5 26
GOD can open doors that no other man can, our doors are open to all come have a seat. 19 85
Do not ask GOD what He can do for you, but Ask GOD what you can do for Him. 19 75
Sandy is watching, Please return your shopping cart to the cart corral 12 72
The way to Heaven: Turn right go straight
When Gabriel Toots, We’re Gonna Scoot! 6 38
The original “slow learner”, Pharaoh of Egypt! 7 46
GET RICH QUICK! COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS! 6 37
If you want to hear from God, come inside; if you want to meet God, text Him while driving. 19 91
Take Hold of the Word of God and Blossom Because God Will Round-Up Weeds 14 72
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