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Post title Word Count Character Count
All love triangles are wrecktangles 5 35
Be like a tea kettle – sing when you’re up to your neck in hot water 16 68
He who dies with the most toys wins – nothing 10 45
If God filled out a 1040, would you be listed as a dependent? 13 61
The best time to tackle a minor problem is before he grows up 13 61
Marriage should be a duet – when one sings the other claps 12 58
A happy marriage is a union of two forgivers 9 44
If you think meekness is weakness, try being meek for a week 12 60
Memory is what we use to remember what we forgot 10 48
When evil men plot, good men must plan 8 38
Jesus loved both women equally: Martha before dinner and Mary after 11 67
Learn virtues at Mom’s knee, vices at some other joint 10 54
Motherhood is full of frustration and challenge but eventually they move out 12 76
The Lamb is my Shepherd 5 23
If you go against the grain of God’s law, don’t complain about the splinters 14 76
You don’t have to be in Who’s Who to know what’s what 12 53
Caring for mom now is better than crying for her later 11 54
We proudly salute the stars and stripes but we worship Christ for His scars and stripes 16 87
It’s nice to know the world is round, but it’s better to know Christ’s around 15 77
People who stay in the middle of the road get run over Joshua24:15 13 66
The best voter’s guide is the Bible 7 35
God wants you, Satan wants you – you cast the deciding vote 12 59
If you spoke to Jesus, would He recognize your voice? 10 53
Better meet the Upper-taker before you meet the undertaker 9 58
With Jesus you don’t come unglued in every sticky situation 10 59