Sometimes it’s easy for us Christians to take ourselves just a wee bit too seriously. We like to think that Jesus had at least a bit of a sense of humor and believe that laughter can usually help us through the toughest of times. It can also deepen our connection to God.

Take some time browsing through our list of Humorous / Funny Church Sign Sayings. Some of the messages submitted had us rolling on the floor. You can help cheer up your fellows and the whole community with one very simple, very humorous church sign saying.

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Post title Word Count Character Count
Read your Bible It’s user friendly plus we offer Tech Support on Sunday Morning 14 79
Brush up on your bible: It prevents Truth decay. 9 48
Fight truth decay. Brush up in the Faithbook! 8 45
If you are lost come inside we have the map to get you home! 14 60
Spend less time on Facebook, and more time with His Book 11 56
So you think it’s hot now 6 25
Hungry? Soul food served here! 5 30
A goose never voted for an early Christmas 8 42
Visitors Welcome. Members Expected. 4 35
Come huddle with us before the big game 8 39
A closed mouth gathers no foot 6 30
Jesus loves you SNOW MUCH! 5 26
50 Shades of Grace 4 18
Don’t be like a blister and only show up when the work’s all done. 14 66
God will welcome even the biggest turkey. 7 41
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1. 8 39
You have to wonder about humans. They think God is dead and Elvis is alive! 15 75
T.G.I.F.- Thank God I’m Free. 5 29
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. 11 52
It is much easier to become a father than to be one. 12 52
The Ten Commandments Are Not Multiple Choice. 7 45
There is a father has a son and Jesus is his namo…J E S U S J E S U S J E S U S and JESUS is his namo. 31 104
T.G.I.F. – Thank God I’m Forgiven 6 33
Stop, Drop and Roll does not work in hell. 9 42
Souler energy used here 4 23
Son block has never worked for me. 7 34
See Me now or pay Me later. 7 27
Screaming Oh God!” “Oh God!” in bed on Sunday morning doesn’t count as going to church” 16 87
Repent now! Avoid the rush on judgment day! 8 43
Real Tongues of Fire does not mean gossip. Acts 2:1-4 10 53
Rapture can happen any moment Come in and get a jump start! 12 59
Tax-free benefits inside. 3 25
Thank God for dirty dishes – at least we have food to eat. 13 58
The pastors on vacation, come join us on Sunday. 9 48
The mighty oak was a little nut that stood it’s ground. 11 55
The man who tries to walk two roads at the same time will split his pants 16 73
The government will never have an Eternal Life Policy. 9 54
The Devil may be stoking the fire, But God has his hand on the thermostat. 15 74
Sign broken – come inside for messages 7 38
When God saw you – It was love at first sight 11 45
Under The Same Management For Over 2000 Years 8 45
Under The Same Management For 2000 Years 7 40
Try our tax-free rewards program. 5 33
Try our sunday’s there better than Dairy Queen’s! 8 49
Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk! 8 41
Wal*Mart isn’t the only saving place. 6 37
Want to be friends with Jesus and the angels and saints? Try Faith” book!” 14 74
The church is a gift from God. Some assembly required 10 53
YOU HAVE ONE NEW FRIEND REQUEST! JESUS ACCEPT/DENY 8 50
Without the Bread of Life, you are toast! 8 41
What’s missing in CH_ _CH? 5 26
What if God doesn’t believe in atheists? 7 40
We manage life savings. 4 23
We have a great prophet-sharing plan. Details inside 8 52
We Are Not Dairy Queen…But We Have Great Sundays 9 50
Those who are praying for snow, please stop 8 43
This is a sign! 4 15
Hell! I thought it didn’t matter what you believed as long as you were sincere! 15 79
God is CEO of the Universe 6 26
Understanding God would be easier if we had infinite IQ 10 55
Hell! I thought I’d gotten away with it! 8 40
Heaven. Free map inside. 4 24
Heaven Deal or No Deal! 5 23
Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two… 12 64
Grace Factory Outlet 3 20
Got jesus? I do. 4 16
Got Jesus? 2 10
Google doesn’t have all the answers. 6 36
Google can’t satisfy every search 5 33
God is like Coca-Cola, he’s the real thing. 8 43
God Sent the first text message…The Bible 7 43
God Sent The Very First Text Message: The Bible! 9 49
God wants full custody not just a weekend visit. 9 48
God is like Allstate, you’re in good hands. 8 43
Wal-Mart might save you money but, Church saves your soul. 10 58
Wal-Mart Is Not the Only Saving Place. Come On In. 10 50
Our Church is Prayer Conditioned 5 32
Jesus: Gateway to the supernatural 5 34
God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts 7 47
God Answers Knee-Mail 3 21
God grades on the cross, not on the curve 9 41
God, make me the person my dog thinks I am. 10 43
God doesn’t have a Plan ‘B’ 6 27
God Chats 24-7 3 14
Getting dunked in OUR pool has great significance 8 49
Get rich quick. Count your blessings! 6 37
Get off facebook and take out faith book 8 40
Get off Facebook and get into my Book. 8 38
Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus 7 43
Free Trip To Heaven…Details Inside 5 36
Free redemptions inside. 3 24
Free life insurance! Details inside. Benefits are out of this world. 11 68
FREE bread and juice inside!!! 5 30
Forgive your enemies, it will mess with their mind. 9 51
Forbidden fruit creates many jams. 5 34
May all your troubles be as short as your New Year’s resolutions 12 64
I pray only on days that end in ‘y’! 9 36
Hell!…I’d forgotten about that! 4 33
Jesus satisfies 2 15
Jesus: the most exciting person in the universe 8 47
Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins 7 38
Life: the ball’s in your court After death: it’s God’s turn 11 59
If God Is Your Co-Pilot, you better switch seats! 9 49
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. 14 67
Jesus is my B.F.F. who’s yours. 6 31
Jesus was the first Undercover Boss 6 35
Pessimists need a kick in the can’ts. 7 37
Patience is a virtue heavy in wait 7 34
Party in Hell cancelled due to fire 7 35
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet with a Few Nuts 11 48
Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart. 8 48
Moses was once a basket case. 6 29
May all your days have Son Shine 7 32
Lost? Use GPS – God’s Plan of Salvation 8 39
Be friends with Jesus, use Faith book, the Bible 9 48
Always remember that Hell is un-cool. 6 37
Apply Here. Advancement Guaranteed. 4 35
Are you lost? Pick up your GPS . Gods Problem Solver! 11 53
Church parking only. Violaters will be baptized 7 47
Cant sleep? Come hear a sermon. 6 31
C.O.P.S – Constantly Obediently Preaching SalvationWhat’cha gonna do when He comes for you? 13 91
Be ye fishers of men….You catch them, He’ll clean them! 10 57
If you think it’s hot now, just wait. 8 37
If you want to be Hater “…Hate Evil” 7 38
Invest here. 100% return guaranteed. 5 36
Jesus died for Myspace in heaven 6 32
Is Your Life Running On Empty? Free Fillups Here Every Sunday! 11 62
Jesus Christ! The answer is on everyone’s lips 8 46
Jesus did the only extreme world makeover, the flood 9 52
If you haven’t heard from GOD” lately, Try sending some knee mail!” 12 67
If you don’t know Jesus you are the biggest loser 10 49
If you don’t like this heat, practice Heaven-conditioning. 8 58
If the devil is knocking at your front door, let Jesus answer it 13 64
If man came from apes… Why are there still apes? 10 50
Energy crisis? Seek GOD and get a puppy. 8 40
Easter is more than something to dye for 8 40
Down in the mouth? It’s time for a faith lift 10 45
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help 9 45
Don’t have a prayer? Free refills inside. 7 41
Exposure to the Son prevents burning 6 36
Extra,Extra, Read all about it! There’s one God and there’s no doubt about it! 14 78
Extreme Savings offered Here, No Coupons required! 7 50
Fight Truth Decay…Study The Bible Daily 6 41
Firefighters can rescue you, but only Jesus saves. 8 50
For heavens sake! what on earth are you doing? 9 46
Everyone has a knee-mail account, but not everyone uses it. 10 59
Coming soon: Manufacturers recall. Are you ready??? 7 51
Come in and try our Supper. It is free and can free you. 13 56
Church. Cheaper than NFL tickets. 5 33
2 things you can count on: Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both? 14 67
7 days without prayer makes 1 weak 7 34
A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn’t spread well. 11 58
Act your praise, not your shoe size. 7 36
ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking? 4 34
“Soul” food served here! 4 24
iPod? iPad? Try iPray…God is listening! 6 41
If you can read this sign you are close enough to come in. 13 58
Jesus said it. I believe it. That settles it. 9 45
Sin burn is prevented by Son screen. 7 36
Living without God is a lot like dribbling a football. 10 54
Use “Sonscreen” to prevent “Sinburn” 5 36
God welcomes the biggest of turkeys! 6 36
ipad, ipod? try ipray. 4 22
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. ~ Erma Bombeck 14 73
It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds. 15 77
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. ~ Epicurus 20 106
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~ Erma Bombeck 24 161
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. ~ Rita Rudner 17 96
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. ~ Phyllis Diller 17 99
Be thankful for more than an elastic waistband. 8 47
we are souler powered by the son 7 32
May you be awe struck by God’s sense of humor as you wrestle with the possibility that a professional wrestler had a chance to become President of the United States. 30 165
Make God your director – He knows how the story ends 11 52
Sunday Mornings…Live Music & BYOB (bring your own bible) 9 58
When Satan knocks, say, “Jesus, would you get that?” 9 52
Math Lesson – 3 Nails plus 1 Cross = 4 given 11 44
Body piercing saved my life 5 27
Come to church – don’t wait for the hearse to bring you. 12 56
Weather Forecast – GOD reigns – Son shines 8 42
Just Pew It 3 11
Dairy Queen isn’t the only place with awesome Sundays :) 10 56
Are you a Clairol Christian… only your hairdresser knows for sure? 11 68
Darwin was an eternal optimist! 5 31
Wanted: Singers. Inchoir within. 4 32
Hot out there? Our church is prayer conditioned! 8 48
We use Duct Tape to fix everything… God used nails 10 52
Trust God: He counts on you! 6 28
Hands in Prayer: Already Digital 5 32
Looking for High Definition? We have it! 7 40
Church isn’t a fire house. Worship often. 7 41
Have you hugged your pastor today? 6 34
Is your Bible a website? 5 24
Occupy Mainstreet, why not occupy a pew? 7 40
God makes me the person my dog already thinks I am. 11 51
Bring your spirtual Marshmellows, our pastor is on fire! 9 56
Salvation Is The Best Free App To Get 8 37
I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitos 8 43
When the rapture come who’s gonna change the sign — Will YOU? 12 63
Fall For Jesus, He Never Leaves 6 31
Devil riding your back? Take off the saddle! 8 44
Jesus… The quicker picker upper 5 33
God answers knee-mail. 3 22
Treasures in heaven are safer than those in your 401K. 10 54
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans. 11 51
Everybody welcome. Well . . . come! 7 35
Worship now. Beat the Easter rush. 6 34
There’s no high like the Most High. 7 35
Enlighten up! 2 13
Walk-ins welcome. 2 17
Open wide and say “awe.” 5 24
Immediate seating available. 3 28
Need soul repair ? Walk right in. 7 33
Come early for a back pew. 6 26
Sleep soundly in our pews. 5 26
Live music every Sunday. 4 24
To stop reaping bad fruits, stay out of Satan’s orchard. 10 56
God Recycles, He Made You From Dust 7 35
We’re user-friendly! Come on in. 5 32
you cant exercise your faith just sitting in a pew 10 50
Manufacturer’s Recall. Are you ready? 5 37
His Eye is on the Sparrow, and He’s Watching You Birds Too 12 58
Summer’s here! Before you have fun in the sun, make sure your following the Son! 15 80
Salvation – turn right. Procrastination – straight on. 8 54
Gamboling losses are a volunteered tax on stupidity. 8 52
Parking for church members only. (Trespassers will be forgiven). 9 64
We’re All Bout Dat Grace Bout Dat Grace No Devil 10 48
Hell ahead. Exit here for heaven 6 32
STOP, DROP AND ROLL WON’T WORK IN HELL. 8 39
GOOGLE: It can’t satisfy every search. 6 38
Jesus even loves the tax collector – Mark 2:15 9 46
FALL FOR GOD HE IS TRUELY UNBE-LEAF-ABLE! 7 41
Cloudy with a chance of Love…Full forecast inside 8 51
It’s too cold to change the sign, come inside for the message! 12 62
God; Help me to live not my way, but Yahweh 10 43
Before there was Twitter there were Church signs 8 48
It’s all about that grace, about that grace, no devil 10 53
Our nursery is a nut-free zone. The congregation? Well… God loves us anyway! 13 78
Jesus a crutch? More like a catapult! 7 37
CH__CH Whats missing? 3 21
JESUS loves Michigan fans we have his favoriet colors blue and gold 12 67
IM GOING TO HEAVEN CAUSE I CANT STAND THE HEAT 10 46
Summer is Here We’re Having Fun in the Son 9 42
To Hot outside? Come in for a cool message. 9 43
Don’t Text While Driving – Pray! 6 32
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