Death

Church sign sayings about death and eternity. Full list below — one page, no pagination.

51 sayings

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Saying	Words	Characters
A fire is HOT. The Sun is HOTTER. Hell will be the HOTTEST	13	58
all atheist will believe 1 day!	6	31
Always remember that Hell is un-cool.	6	37
Better meet the Upper-taker before you meet the undertaker	9	58

Saying	Words	Characters
Better to face the truth now, than after death	9	46
Come to church – don’t wait for the hearse to bring you.	12	56
Coming soon: Manufacturers recall. Are you ready???	7	51
Death: the end of excuses, the beginning of eternity	9	52
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help	9	45
Don’t Wait For 6 Strong Men to Carry you to Church	11	50
Eternal life Matters	3	20
Eternity is a long time to be wrong!	8	36
ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking?	4	34
Exposure to the Son, will prevent you from burning later	10	56
Five minutes after you die you’ll know how you should have lived	12	64
Free Trip To Heaven…Details Inside	5	34
Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus	7	43
Go to church, don’t wait for the hearse to take you	11	51

Saying	Words	Characters
He who dies with the most toys wins – nothing	10	45
Hell! I thought I’d gotten away with it!	8	40
Hell! I thought it didn’t matter what you believed as long as you were sincere!	15	79
Hell!…I’d forgotten about that!	4	31
Honk and drive if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet Him.	16	73
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.	14	67
It’s not too late. Jesus is waiting	7	35
I’ve never seen a hearse with a luggage rack	9	44
Jesus gave His life for you. What will you give for Him?	12	56
Jesus has your heavenly home ready……However, you must contact Him prior to your departure to confirm your reservation.	18	118
Jesus is our all-star. He won victory over death	9	48
Jesus is the key to Eternal life	7	32
Just when you thought it was safe to ignore God…	10	48
Life: the ball’s in your court After death: it’s God’s turn	11	59

Saying	Words	Characters
May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you’re dead – Irish Proverb	17	84
No two Christians will ever meet for the last time	10	50
Please don’t text & drive! STAY ALIVE!	7	38
Pro-Choice: THAT’S A LIE! BABY’S DO NOT CHOOSE TO DIE!	10	54
Repent now! Avoid the rush on judgment day!	8	43
Statistically speaking, it highly likely that most of your friends with BURN IN HELL forever. Just saying.	17	106
The atheist greatest hope is there is no life after death	11	57
The transition from time to eternity is istantaneous	8	52
There are only two masters – Who do you serve?	10	46
There will be no Atheists in Hell	7	33
YOU THINK ARMAGEDDON WILL BE A BAD BATTLE, WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE DEMONS IN HELL!	16	80
We also deal with fire and rescue!	7	34
What will he say to you – Enter my kingdom or Depart from me	14	60
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice	24	122

Saying	Words	Characters
When your time has come you will know of every missed opportunity. Do you really want to gamble heaven and hell?	21	112
WILL THE PREACHER HAVE TO LIE AT YOUR FUNERAL?	9	46
You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when you are, you’ll be glad you did	19	91
You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die!	11	55
You will live forever somewhere. Where will it be?	9	50