Sometimes it’s easy for us Christians to take ourselves just a wee bit too seriously. We like to think that Jesus had at least a bit of a sense of humor and believe that laughter can usually help us through the toughest of times. It can also deepen our connection to God.
Take some time browsing through our list of Humorous / Funny Church Sign Sayings. Some of the messages submitted had us rolling on the floor. You can help cheer up your fellows and the whole community with one very simple, very humorous church sign saying.
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| Post title | Word Count | Character Count |
|---|---|---|
| Invest here. 100% return guaranteed. | 5 | 36 |
| Jesus died for Myspace in heaven | 6 | 32 |
| Is Your Life Running On Empty? Free Fillups Here Every Sunday! | 11 | 62 |
| Jesus Christ! The answer is on everyone’s lips | 8 | 46 |
| Jesus did the only extreme world makeover, the flood | 9 | 52 |
| If you haven’t heard from GOD” lately, Try sending some knee mail!” | 12 | 67 |
| If you don’t know Jesus you are the biggest loser | 10 | 49 |
| Always remember that Hell is un-cool. | 6 | 37 |
| If you don’t like this heat, practice Heaven-conditioning. | 8 | 58 |
| Apply Here. Advancement Guaranteed. | 4 | 35 |
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