Sometimes it’s easy for us Christians to take ourselves just a wee bit too seriously. We like to think that Jesus had at least a bit of a sense of humor and believe that laughter can usually help us through the toughest of times. It can also deepen our connection to God.

Take some time browsing through our list of Humorous / Funny Church Sign Sayings. Some of the messages submitted had us rolling on the floor. You can help cheer up your fellows and the whole community with one very simple, very humorous church sign saying.

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Post title Word Count Character Count
If you don’t like this heat, practice Heaven-conditioning. 8 58
Apply Here. Advancement Guaranteed. 4 35
If the devil is knocking at your front door, let Jesus answer it 13 64
Are you lost? Pick up your GPS . Gods Problem Solver! 11 53
If man came from apes… Why are there still apes? 10 50
Church parking only. Violaters will be baptized 7 47
Extreme Savings offered Here, No Coupons required! 7 50
Fight Truth Decay…Study The Bible Daily 6 41
Firefighters can rescue you, but only Jesus saves. 8 50
For heavens sake! what on earth are you doing? 9 46
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