Sometimes it’s easy for us Christians to take ourselves just a wee bit too seriously. We like to think that Jesus had at least a bit of a sense of humor and believe that laughter can usually help us through the toughest of times. It can also deepen our connection to God.
Take some time browsing through our list of Humorous / Funny Church Sign Sayings. Some of the messages submitted had us rolling on the floor. You can help cheer up your fellows and the whole community with one very simple, very humorous church sign saying.
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| Post title | Word Count | Character Count |
|---|---|---|
| Sin burn is prevented by Son screen. | 7 | 36 |
| Living without God is a lot like dribbling a football. | 10 | 54 |
| Use “Sonscreen” to prevent “Sinburn” | 5 | 36 |
| God welcomes the biggest of turkeys! | 6 | 36 |
| ipad, ipod? try ipray. | 4 | 22 |
| I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. ~ Erma Bombeck | 14 | 73 |
| It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds. | 15 | 77 |
| We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. ~ Epicurus | 20 | 106 |
| Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~ Erma Bombeck | 24 | 161 |
| Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. ~ Rita Rudner | 17 | 96 |
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