Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous church sign sayings. Full list below — one page, no pagination.

367 sayings

Saying	Words	Characters
09-11-2001 In Memory Of Those We Have Lost	8	42
9-11 Always Remember Never Forget	5	33
A BABIES LIFE IS GODS CHOICE	6	28
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on	10	46

Saying	Words	Characters
A closed mouth gathers no foot	6	30
A coincidence is God working anonymously	6	40
A foul mouth is evident of a polluted soul	9	42
A gentle touch beats a closed fist Matthew 5:5	9	47
A Gloomy person brightens a room by leaving it.	9	47
A good place for the buck to stop” is at the collection plate.”	13	63
A Man’s Worth Is in His Character	7	33
A problem shared is half a problem	7	34
A Promise made to another is a promise made to God	11	50
A radical is someone with both feet planted firmly in the air.	12	62
A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.	8	42
Action without thought is like shooting without aim.	8	52
Admitting mistakes is not a fault, failing to correct them is.	11	62
After every text, spend 30 seconds with Jesus	8	45

Saying	Words	Characters
America bless God	3	17
Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad.	15	65
ARE YOU INFLUENCED BY AFFLUENCE?	5	32
Are you lost? Get found with GPS…God’s Plan of Salvation.	10	57
As the same Sun that Melts Clay so God’s Revelation of Himself Softens the Hearts of some and hardens the hearts of others	23	122
As the world turns crazy, turn to JESUS	8	39
Atheist ? Better pray you’re right.	6	35
ATTEND THE CHURCH OF YOUR CHOICE… SEATING AVAILBLE HERE	9	55
Be “hearers” first, then “doers” of the word	8	44
Be like a tea kettle – sing when you’re up to your neck in hot water	16	68
Become a Prepper, Prepare for Christ coming back.	8	49
Best Place to be on Sunday Morning!	7	35
Better is 1 Day at The Lord’s House than 10,000 Days at the Lake	14	64
Biblical Preaching is Always In Season	6	38

Saying	Words	Characters
Body piercing saved my life	5	27
Can you spell love? Jesus can.	6	30
CH__CH Whats missing?	3	21
Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.	12	60
Children Brought Up In Church Are Seldom Brought Up In Court	11	60
How do children spell love? TIME	6	36
Choose Peace over Panic, Faith over Fear	7	40
Christian Lives Matter	3	22
AS CHRISTIANS WE ALREADY HAVE OUR TICKET TO HEAVEN, BUT DON’T YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR FRIENDS UP THERE, ALSO?	20	107
Christians are like Automobiles–They usually start skipping before they stop.	10	77
Christians have a Lifetime Guarantee.	5	37
Church is not something you go to. It’s a family you belong to.	13	63
Cold comfort: being as good as the next guy	9	43
Come back to church. We promise the roof won’t fall in.	11	55

Saying	Words	Characters
Come in and try our Supper. It is free and can free you.	13	56
We connect real life with a very real God.	9	42
Could god nominate you for best actor?	7	38
daily devotion is better than yearly resolution	7	47
DANGER! God at Work	4	19
Day one or One day.You decide!	6	30
Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both?	8	40
Detour, Wrong Way, Dead End, or the One Way John 14:6	11	54
Devil riding your back? Take off the saddle!	8	44
Do not ask GOD what He can do for you, but Ask GOD what you can do for Him.	19	75
DO NOT REGRET GROWING OLDER. MANY ARE DENIED THE PRIVILEGE.	10	59
Do the Math. Count Your Blessings!	6	34
Do you value God’s approval? Matthew 5:11	7	41
Doing right is never wrong.	5	27

Saying	Words	Characters
Dont be a day late and a prayer short to enter his kindom	13	57
Don’t be a link in a chain of rumors.	9	37
DON’T BE FOOLED-COME HEAR THE TRUTH	6	35
DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU THINK	5	34
Don’t Believe Everything You Think! Some ways seem right, but end in death. Pros 14:2	15	85
Don’t come here alone, bring a friend.	7	38
Don’t count on luck, trust in the Lord	8	38
Don’t expect mercy unless you show it Matthew 5:7	9	51
Don’t forget about your soul	5	28
Don’t Get Mad Get Even — FORGIVE Col 3:13	9	46
Don’t hide your light, come shine with us!	8	42
Don’t let others bad choices, steal your joy in Christ	10	54
Don’t Let Six Strong Men Carry You to Church	9	44
Don’t let the Son be blocked from your life.	9	44
DON’T TELL GOD WHAT YOU WANT; THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE	12	57
Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church	10	47
“Drowning” in life’s situations? Don’t worry, your lifeguard walks on water	11	75
(DURING A CONSTRUCTION PROJECT) PARDON OUR CONSTRUCTION; FAITH BUILDING INSIDE!	10	79
If the elephant and the donkey let you down, seek the Lamb.	12	59
Has the Elephant and Donkey let you down? Try the Lamb	11	55
Eternal Security More Beneficial Than Social Security	7	53
Eternity is timeless	3	20
Eternity….Smoking or Non Smoking?	4	33
IF EVANGELISM MEANS HAVING AN EVANGELIST HOLD A MEETING ONCE A YEAR AT YOUR CHURCH, THE DEVIL HAS YOU IN HANDCUFFS!	21	115
EVEN WITH LIFE’S ECLIPSES, YOU STILL HAVE THE SON	9	49
EVERLASTING LIFE Got it? Get it. Good!	7	42
Every goliath needs a stone	5	27
Every member was once a guest…come join us!	8	43
Everyone welcome except the devil	5	33
Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.	7	39
Evolution is no solution	4	24
Faith is: Trusting God even in a pandemic	8	42
Faith: No Proof Required / Doubt: No Proof Enough	9	49
Family reunion every Wednesday and Sunday your father is expecting you	11	70
Fear—Face everything and rise	4	29
IS THE FIRE IN YOUR PULPIT A CALIFORNIA WILD FIRE OR A MATCH-STICK?	13	67
Firefighters can rescue you, but only Jesus saves.	8	50
Firefighters Save lives. Only Jesus can keep you from burning	10	61
THOSE WHO FORGIVE MUCH ARE FORGIVEN MUCH	7	40
Forgive someone today, before it’s too late.	7	44
Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.	8	49
Forgive your enemies, it will mess with their mind.	9	51
Forgiveness is not automatic	4	28
Free soul wash today!	4	21
Free trip to heaven. Details inside	6	35
Fully Rely On God! Are you a FROG?	8	34
G R A C E. God’s Righteous Action Concerning Eternity	10	54
Gamboling losses are a volunteered tax on stupidity.	8	52
Gardening for God brings peas of mind	7	37
Get off the fence and under The Cross it’s much safer.	11	54
GET RICH QUICK! COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!	6	37
Get Right or Get Left	5	21
God believes in you	4	19
God bless our health care providers	6	35
GOD can open doors that no other man can, our doors are open to all come have a seat.	19	85
God doesnt call the qualified, He qualifies the called	9	54
God doesn’t do it to you – he does it for you! (heard on Joel Osteen radio)	17	75
God expects steps of faith — not leaps. leap day	10	51
God gave us 2 hands, one to receive with the other to give	13	58
God is the master craftsman. Now let him forge you into a work of art	15	69
God is watching you drive by.	6	29
GOD loves JESUS saves We care	6	32
God loves peacemakers Matthew 5:9	5	34
God Loves You .. Yes Even You	7	29
God Never Shuts Down	4	20
God plus one is always the majority	7	35
God reworks the world from pieces into peace.	8	45
God wants full custody, not just a weekend visit.	9	49
God wants your friendship! Attempt to respond.	7	47
A GODLY WIFE IS WORTH 10 UN-REPENTANT DEACONS!	8	46
God’s not seeking ability- He is seeking availability!	8	54
Government Legalizing A Wrong Does Not Make It Right	9	53
GRACE: Giving us what we do not deserve / MERCY: Not giving us what we do.	16	74
Grace is a gift you can share with everyong!	9	44
Groaning about something? God can help Matthew 5:4	8	52
Has God accepted your friend request?	6	37
Hate is not a family value.	6	27
Have a taste for good? God will fill your plate Matthew 5:6	12	61
having riches without Christ is dangerous, having Christ without riches is impossible.	12	86
Your head cannot hear until your heart has listened.	9	52
Heaven’s gold is when the Son is shining in the lives of believers.	13	67
Hell ahead. Exit here for heaven	6	32
Hell? No!!	2	17
Hey, God Loves You! That’s a fact, Jack!	8	40
His Eye is on the Sparrow, and He’s Watching You Birds Too	12	58
Hoping to be like Saul, on the road to DE-Mask-Us	10	49
Hungry ? Go to Kitchen. Sick ? Go to Doctor. Sin ? Go to Cross.	15	85
I KNOW YOU! DON’T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?	7	35
If church were your job, would you still be employed?	10	53
IF EXCUSES CAME TO CHURCH THE PEWS WOULD BE FULL	10	48
If God filled out a 1040, would you be listed as a dependent?	13	61
If it were against the law to be a Christian, would there be enough evidence in your life to convict you?	21	105
If it weren’t for venetian blinds it’d be curtains for all of us.!	13	66
If man came from apes… Why are there still apes?	10	48
If we would tend to our own biscuits, life would be gravy.	12	58
If you are looking for a place to fit in, get in here.	13	54
If you can read this then you have been invited	10	47
If you didn’t have a test, you couldn’t have a testimony.	11	57
If you don’t feel close to God, guess who moved	10	47
If you don’t like church, you won’t like heaven	9	47
If you don’t try hard enough then you made the devil happy	12	58
If you feel you are drowning in your troubles today, remember, your lifeguard walks on water.	16	93
If you give the devil and inch he will become a ruler.	12	54
If you pause to think you will find cause to thank!	11	51
If you think it gets hot down here ,God is just trying tell you that you don’t want to go to hell.	22	98
If you think meekness is weakness, try being meek for a week	12	60
If you Think you are perfect, Try Walking on Water	10	50
If you want God to Bless America stop legalizing sin	10	52
If you’re looking for a sign to start going to church, this is it.	14	66
I’M COMING, READY OR NOT -JESUS-	6	33
In God we still trust!	5	22
IN THE END GOD WILL SEPARATE CHURCH AND STATE	9	45
Is your life a fixer upper? Jesus is a master re-modeler	11	56
IS YOUR SOUL SANITIZED?	4	23
It wasnt raining when noah built the ark..	8	42
It’s good to stand up for good Matthew 5:10	9	44
It’s Hard To Get In Shape Spiritually If You Only Work Out On Sunday	14	68
It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish that counts	11	55
Jesus died to say, what we should live to tell!	10	47
Jesus, the Greatest gift of all	6	31
Jesus has prepared a place for you. Have you prepared a place for him?	14	71
Jesus is coming. Are you ready?	6	31
Jesus is Gods offer. Deal or no deal	8	37
Jesus is gods offer deal or no deal	8	35
Jesus offers the best exit	5	26
Jesus plus nothing equals everything	5	36
Just Imperfect People Serving a Just and Perfect God	9	52
Keep Christ in Christian!	4	25
Kneel to Pray, not to protest	6	29
know the Son, know life no Son, no life	9	39
L O S T- Living on Satan’s Trail	8	32
let God’s love shine bright from your heart	8	43
“Let it go and Let it be”	7	25
Let not your heart be troubled.	6	31
Life is a constant struggle between carrots and chocolate.	9	58
Life the time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity	12	63
Life’s A Garden, Dig It!	5	24
“Live and Let Live”	4	19
Look before you leap Don’t make bees mad Don’t swim with sharks Be saved before you die	17	95
Love is eternally forgiving	4	27
Love is nice to receive but far more rewarding to give.	11	55
LSMFT – LOVE, SERVICE, MERCY, FORGIVENESS, TRUTH	7	48
Luck has nothing to do with it	7	30
Make God your director – He knows how the story ends	11	52
Man May Boast Earthly Knowledge- But God Honors Heavenly Wisdom	10	63
YOU MAY BE A BAPTIST, METHODIST OR CATHOLIC AND STILL NOT BE A CHRISTIAN!	14	73
MAY GOD BLESS AMERICAN WHEN TRUELY, IN GOD WE TRUST	10	51
May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you’re dead – Irish Proverb	17	84
May the God that I worship be evident in my daily life.	12	55
May your life preach more than your lips.	8	41
Maybe you can’t afford to tithe because you don’t tithe	10	55
McDonald’s serves millions, we serve only one.!	7	47
Meditation — You have the right to be silent.	9	45
Miracles happen for those who believe.	6	38
MISSIONS = My Involvement Seeking Sinners In the Only Name that Saves	12	69
Money often costs too much!	5	27
More is accomplished together than alone	6	40
Need Ideas? Talk to God……	5	25
Never be lost with G P S God’s Precious Son	10	43
no God no peace. ..know God know peace	8	38
No hope? Know God.	4	18
No it’s not the end of the world, but come to church anyway!	13	60
Noah’s Ark was the first animal sanctuary	7	41
Non-judgment Day is coming.	4	27
On your own you can’t get into heaven	8	37
Only sinners worship here.	4	26
Our bonus miles take us to heaven,whos in your heart	10	52
Our Pastor’s have a vision………YOU	5	33
Those that overcome to the end, will have eternal life with him (Christ Jesus our Lord).	16	88
pastor appreciation day	3	23
IS YOUR PASTOR THE SECURITY GUARD OF YOUR CHURCH BUILDING OR A SHEPHERD LOOKING FOR THE ONE LOST SHEEP?	19	103
PASTORS TOO SCARED TO WITNESS MAKE CHURCHES TOO SHALLOW TO GROW!	11	64
people prepare for emergencies and hard times, why not eternity? it lasts forever.	13	82
Please don’t text & drive! STAY ALIVE!	7	38
Praise Jesus for who he is – God’s son	9	38
Pray for unity in our nation! Jesus is the answer!	10	50
PREPAID TRIP TO HEAVEN INQUIRE WITHIN	6	37
Pride is like summertime–always followed by a fall	8	50
Problems? Don’t Facebook seek God’s face & book	8	47
Puppy love has sent many a good man to the dogs.	11	48
PUSH-Pray Until Something Happens	4	33
Questions? Answers inside	3	25
Reaching out, reflecting Christ, renewing lives	6	47
RECEIVE LOVE. GIVE LOVE. REPEAT	5	31
Recieve Christ as Lord and Savior His Peace	8	43
Recreation not Wreck Creation	4	29
RED, YELLOW, BLACK AND WHITE. ALL ARE PRECIOUS IN GOD’S SIGHT. ALL LIVES MATTER.	14	81
Reopening soon. Come join us.	5	29
Rough week? We’re open Sundays.	5	31
Sacrifice is not convenient and convenience is not sacrificial.	9	63
Sacrificial giving is rarely convenient. Convenient giving is rarely sacrificial.	10	83
Salvation available inquire within	4	34
Salvation – turn right. Procrastination – straight on.	8	54
Savings Inside No Coupon Required	5	33
To say, “There are no absolutes” is an absolute. Come and Hear the Truth.	14	74
School is out, but Church is still in session	9	45
All scriptures are inspired by God. It is all profitable.	10	57
Seek the TRUTH. Apply the TRUTH. LIVE the TRUTH!	9	48
Sin is a short word, with a long sentence	9	41
Sin will take you further than you want to go and cost you more than you want to pay	19	84
Spread the Gospel not the Gossip.	6	33
Stop drop and roll won’t work in hell.	8	38
Stop, Drop and Roll Won’t Work In Hell!	8	39
Sugar coated preaching is dangerous to your soul	8	48
SUNDAY WORSHIP CELEBRATION 10 AM COME AS YOU ARE	9	48
When we take the name “CHRISTIANS,” we also take on the responsibility of living as “CHRISTIANS,” 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.	24	128
Thank you God for our pastor john doe	8	37
The best voter’s guide is the Bible	7	35
The Bible is daily bread. Not just occasional cake.	9	51
The Big Bang – God said it and BANG it happened.	11	48
the bigger they are the harder they fall-ask goliath	9	52
The darkness of this world can never outshine then light of God’s love.	13	71
The donkey and elephant are fighting. Look to the Lamb for answers.	12	68
THE ELEPHANT AND DONKEY LET YOU DOWN? TURN TO THE LAMB	11	54
The great mystery is not unanswered prayer	7	42
The mighty oak was a little nut that stood it’s ground.	11	55
The only thing worse than a quitter is the man who is afraid to begin	15	69
The Real Church is a Real Family	7	32
The reborn need to stand up for the unborn.	9	43
The right answer is from God, not the groundhog	9	47
The teacher is silent when giving a test!	8	41
The Truth will set you free	6	27
There are gifts inside for you. Step inside this Sunday and find yours.	13	71
THERE HAS BEEN NO AMENDMENTS TO THE TEN COMMANDMENTS	9	52
There has to be more to life…	7	29
THERE IS NO PLAN B, THERE’S ONLY GOD’S PLAN	9	43
There’s more hope for murderers than the self-righteous	8	55
This side of eternity we see only a fraction of the picture	12	59
THOU SHALT NOT COVID THY NEIGHBOR	6	34
Time spent with GOD is time well spent.	8	39
To Do List : Get Christ (OR Saved, Jesus) … DONE !	12	50
To have a friend, you must be a friend.	9	39
To know the stength of your anchor, you’ve got to feel the fury of the storm.	16	77
Today is good to have a BEST DAY	8	32
Today’s excuse is tomorrow’s regret.	5	36
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.	14	66
Triple A Coverage – All sufficiency, All things, All the time.	11	62
True love from Christ, with Him you’re covered in his blood, that’s 50 Shades of Grace, not Grey	18	96
True Love Has No Shades of Grey	7	31
Trust God: He counts on you!	6	28
TRYING 2 GET YOUR PIECE @ ANY PRICE? TURN 2 JESUS 4 A PEACE THAT IS PRICELESS!	17	78
Turn off the “news” and love your neighbor.	8	43
Tv is not church	4	16
Under the same management for over 2000 years.	8	46
Understanding God would be easier if we had infinite IQ	10	55
UNRESOLVED ANGER LEADS TO BITTERNESS	5	36
UNRESOLVED CONFLICT LEADS TO DIVISION	5	37
UNRESOLVED DIVISON LEADS TO THE END OF RELATIONSHIPS	8	52
Use things love people not the other way around	9	47
Visitors Welcome FREE Parking and No Admission Charge	8	53
Visitors Welcome. Members Expected	4	34
Visitors Welcome. Members Expected.	4	35
VOTE FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM	4	26
VOTE MOTHER TERESA, NUN OF THE ABOVE	7	36
Wal-Mart might save you money but, Church saves your soul.	10	58
Walking Dead? Or Stayin’ Alive?	5	31
Walking with God is a daily adventure	7	37
wanting 2 change but not willing 2 change	8	41
We all have weaknesses and some of us have some pretty strong ones	13	66
We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.	12	60
We believe in a God who can see everything. But we do things that we don’t want God to see.	20	91
We belive in UFO’s, Unity, Forgiveness & Outreach	8	49
We can’t choose our neighbors. We’re just asked to love them.	11	61
We Don’t Change the Message: The Message Changes Us	9	51
We use Duct Tape to fix everything… God used nails	10	50
Weather report-There’s a brighter day ahead.	6	44
As the weather warms up, do you have a cup of cold water for those in need?	17	75
Welcome, friends!	2	17
Welcome Home H.O.M.E. Hope Our Memories r Everlasting	8	53
We’re All Bout Dat Grace Bout Dat Grace No Devil	10	48
What if we’re right?	4	20
What in hell do you want?	6	25
What is better than a gold medal? A heavenly, imperishable crown. Run in such a way to win the prize, keeping your eyes on Jesus.	25	131
What will it take for God to get your attention?	10	48
When it rains the Son still shines.	7	35
When Satan knocks, say, “Jesus, would you get that?”	9	52
When the roll is called up yonder, will you be there?	11	53
When you bury the hatchet, don’t mark the grave.	9	48
When you pray, don’t give God instructions. Just report for duty!	11	65
Where will you be seated in eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?	10	61
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.	8	45
Why live desparate house lives? Church often.	7	45
Why wander in darkness when you can see your path in the light	13	62
WILL YOUR FRIENDS CURSE YOU IN HELL FOR BEING SILENT ABOUT JESUS?	12	65
WILL THE PREACHER HAVE TO LIE AT YOUR FUNERAL?	9	46
WHY ARE WE WILLING TO SAY, ” I AM SORRY”, TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING BUT NOT TO GOD?	18	80
Without Love there is nothing	5	29
Wrecks happen at night, when headlights and light heads meet	10	60
Yes, we’re open between Christmas and Easter.	7	45
You always lose by playing games on the Lord’s Day.	10	51
You are a dying body with an undying soul	9	41
you are now entering the mission field	7	38
You better believe – the Devil sure does.	8	41
You can ignore God and ‘Do your own thing’ But you’ll still give account to the King of Kings	19	93
You can let a spirit inside you. Ether God or bad.	11	50
You cannot direct the wind, but you can adjust the sails	11	56
you cant exercise your faith just sitting in a pew	10	50
you can’t expect God to visit your house if you won’t visit his !!!	14	67
You can’t play hide and seek with God	8	37
You can’t see God / through a dirty heart Matthew 5:8	11	54
YOU CAN’T SPELL GOOD LIFE WTHOUT GOD	7	36
You Reap what you Sow: So what are you sowing	10	45
Your head cannot hear until your heart has listened.	9	52
Your hereafter depends upon what you are after here !	10	53
Your name may be on a coke can but is it written in the book of life?	17	69
you’re not too bad to come in nor too good to stay out	13	54
You’ve tried everything else; Now try Jesus”	7	44